I went over to Eglin AFB to report what I saw but the weren't very nice. They didn't even seem interested. These boys with automatic weapons wouldn't let me come in to talk to one of the generals. They told me I would be arrested if I didn't get off government property.
I told them I was a taxpayer but they still wouldn't let me go through the gate.
Wow ! I thought you were teasing. You really should have dropped your pants and shot them the moon.