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No Twas the Night Before Post?

Weegle777

By Weegle777
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AUGoo Founding Father

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Twas the night before Arkie

And all through the Plains.

Bertie was snarky,

Awaiting the pain.

Tigers were nestled

Somewhere from town,

While students and fans

Gathered around.

Ma in her sports bra

And I in my Speedo,

Gettin' tuned up

For Hog Jaw with filo.

The spits are all smoking,

The Drool running down,

As Fattened Bert Hogs

Are coming to town.

Gus stowed away,

With a pen in his teeth,

Visor on head,

It looked like a wreath.

Away in the morning,

Our Tigers will gather,

Coming to town

And causing a clatter.

Fired and Angry!

13 seconds!

By Damn!

We start the hunt

To bring home the crown.

D"haquille, Montravious,

Jonathon, and Quan Bray.

Ricardo and Mincy and Cassanova

I say:

Fear not the foe,

Though today the Hogs Evil.

Be carried to victory

On Cheers of WAR EAGLE!!!

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WarTim Founding Father

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Very well done. Maybe we should start a new tradition. But, when exactly does one decorate a festive "Football Tree"?...

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Very well done. Maybe we should start a new tradition. But, when exactly does one decorate a festive "Football Tree"?...

1 second before kick off. That's all the time we need.

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AU64 Founding Father

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Thanks.....your verse and RR's pix have helped get the day off to a great start.....but 4PM EST seems so far off..... >:(

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