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#1 User is offline   GreenEyedGirl 

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 04:27 PM

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 04:51 PM

So as an attorney, I want to make sure I understand his argument: if the victim of sexual assault is intoxicated to the point of being unconscious and unable to recollect what happened, then there is no harm but for post hoc harm, and if there is no video of the incident, there is, in fact, no harm at all.

That sound about right? How is that distinguishable from, oh, I don't know... date rape?

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 05:03 PM

Why doesn't he just go ahead and admit that his client is "nuts"? <_<

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 05:16 PM

View Postmcgufcm, on 27 January 2012 - 04:51 PM, said:

So as an attorney, I want to make sure I understand his argument: if the victim of sexual assault is intoxicated to the point of being unconscious and unable to recollect what happened, then there is no harm but for post hoc harm, and if there is no video of the incident, there is, in fact, no harm at all.

That sound about right? How is that distinguishable from, oh, I don't know... date rape?


Yep, it's the old "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it...." defense.
Brilliant!! :blink:
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 05:41 PM

I'm just wondering that if this goes to trial will his capstones be used as evidence. :rolleyes:
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:45 PM

I've got to hand it to this lawyer -- he's going balls out for his client. ... <ducks>

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:59 PM

His balls are now in the court of justice.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:04 PM

I'd say he's leaving no stone(s) unturned in his client's defense, wouldn't you?

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:06 PM

His lawyer really sacked up in his defense of his client
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:11 PM

His client is going to be volleyed back and forth between the defense and prosecution.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:03 PM

Hopefully there won't be a hung jury

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:09 PM

I just hope they get everything zipped up soon.
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:41 PM

View Postlukeduke, on 27 January 2012 - 09:03 PM, said:

Hopefully there won't be a hung jury


Best thread in a long time (pun intended). Downing sure won't get a hung jury.

His atty is just posturing and hoping something sticks on the wall.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 10:03 PM

Hopefully, the trial won't get too hairy.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 10:07 PM

View Postlukeduke, on 27 January 2012 - 09:03 PM, said:

Hopefully there won't be a hung jury


The defendant is hoping for a hung jury.

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