One day, while cutting the grass and riding around on my mower, I felt the "nip".
I talked to my brother, big uat fan, on the phone that night and he knew exactly what I was talking about. He said that he was afraid to mention the "nip" for fear of being called "stupid". Since I have no problem wearing that mantle, :D The "Calling of the Nip" has become MY sole responsibility each and every year.
Later the next day, I disscussed the "nip" with my best friend, jaydubb. He, too, understood and got a little excited about the approaching sound of "TOUCHDOWN AUBURRRNNN!" and a road trip, or TWO. :D
What is the "nip" ?
It is that first hint of Fall (The Season I call FOOTBALL)..... whether it be the different "smell" or "look"of the grass, more fallen leaves than can be chalked up to SUMMER HEAT, the way the sun appears at dusk, it can even be the male football hormone...Who knows?...But, when you (or should I say "I") "feel" the "nip", there can be no denying it ! ! ! !
My wife insist that I am simply wishing to "feel" the "nip" because I have grown weary of "baseball season" (what I call that waste of good TV time between A-Day and Fall practice!) and WANT it to be Fall & "nippy"outside, Thus ,FOOTBALL SEASON ! ! ! ! ! !
Poor misguided woman. She simply can't understand the subtle nuances of the "nip".
Or, more likely, the female of the species is not equipped, by the big AU man up stairs, to understand or appreciate the "nip". She spends each and every day from the first day of August until the "nip" is called, by the official "Caller of the Nip", in total and complete "Nip DENIAL". (Poor female). She has even turned our two daughters against the "nip". (My oldest daughter is with me on this whole "nip" thing, but, she is simply humoring her poor Mother.)
Anyway, my brother calls me at least twice a week now, anxiously awaiting the OFFICIAL "Calling of the NIP" ! ! !
If I even mention that it feels "different" outside, my wife gives me that all too familiar rolling of the eyes
(Again, poor misguided female...... :D )
As a service to my AUBURN brothers and sisters, I will be sure to announce when the "nip" has been "called".
It is a heavy burden but , hey, somebody has got to do it ! ! !
WAR EAGLE & HURRY FALL (insert "nip" here______) HURRY ! ! ! !




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