Potatooooooes!!

Good. Claim as many as the others do using their same criteria.

So take the 10k for not visiting, then sign with Auburn. Win-win

Now we are cooking.

If you’re not smart enough to recognize sarcasm you will be lost every time I speak. Should I use yellow font from now on just for you, so it’s painfully obvious? Best hit that ignore button kid

Trust me. I’m not

If he has no idea then he shouldn’t be coaching. Maybe you should coach. You sound smart

They should practice free throws instead

Do they work on free throws in practice?

Lol welp. You sold me! On not drinking it. Good job!

Yo I don’t think I’ve ever tried that before. Describe the taste- ad style.

“Pepsi. Achieve mediocrity. At best.”

I need to know this too. They probably prefer Sierra Mist as well *dry heaves*

You know, I was in a pretty good mood until I saw this topic. Now I’m forced to relive how awful Auburn football is and deal with the fact that for what seems like the fourth year in a row, if we had just had a pulse on offense, things could have been so much different. Instead I’m told I should be grateful that we’re ranked 14th and came so close to beating these four teams, as if the games were ever actually that close (Do some of you even watch the games, or just check the score at the end?). We held LSU to what, 24 points? No one else came close to that, and because we couldn’t even fart out an offense we lost, again, to a super beatable LSU team. I don’t understand how some of you look at that and feel like that’s an accomplishment, like it’s something to be proud of. Maybe if we were UAB, sure. We’re Auburn. We’re better than that. I can appreciate my guys’ work without labeling these yearly performances as acceptable. I can go on and on but I won’t

Reminds me of people trying to excite themselves for Scott Loeffler. “He coached Tom Brady”

There is not one Auburn football player that comes from practice, checks a message board and thinks to himself, “Golly, these guys are so negative. I’m just going to transfer to another school.” Besides that, the reason people are so pissed at Gus is BECAUSE of our love for the players. They deserve so much more than the incompetent crap show we see year after year. They deserve a coach that can coach them up, put them in positions to succeed, and bring out the best in them, not watch befuddled as they regress or watch them waste away on the sidelines. We’re pissed at Gus because we love the Auburn brand and our players, and he refuses to adapt so we can be our best, instead offering half-hearted excuses or “give ‘em credits” when we lose, like it shouldn’t be a surprise! I can’t believe people still can’t see this. Every game is another wasted opportunity and another notch in the evidence column of why Gus needs to go. For crying out loud, love Auburn enough to want more than the product you’re treated to every Saturday. There’s your middle ground