Turd Ferguson

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About Turd Ferguson

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  1. Turd Ferguson

    Men vs. Murray State

    Facts don't care about your feelings! And since feelings trump facts in 2018, I have to agree with @jared52 that we need more minutes from Mac and less from Wiley. 😀
  2. Turd Ferguson

    6-6 next year

    You people obviously have not been Auburn people very long. Don't you realize that anytime the expectations for this team are dismal, we always have a 9-10+ win season? 2000, 2004, 2010, 2013, 2017...I mean come on. There is a pattern here. So flame away with your 6-6 predictions. It makes me cautiously optimistic of a big season. Unfortunately, as much fun as it would be, a big season means the Gus Bus rolls on through 2020. It's your typical "rock/hard place scenario" if you are on the #FireGus bandwagon.
  3. Turd Ferguson

    men vs. UNC Asheville game thread

    Encouraging to know that we can have "that game" and go out and sleepwalk to a 25+ point win. In years past, that was a definite L instead of a W that was never in question even through 35 minutes of subpar play.
  4. Turd Ferguson

    #ChopON Josh Donaldson!

    @ellitor, Prattville football is in the middle of a renaissance. This past season was a step back toward greatness. I expect the corner to be fully turned after next season. #GoLions
  5. Turd Ferguson

    #ChopON Josh Donaldson!

    Our boy, Josh Donaldson, has joined up with the Braves! #WarEagle #ChopOn Braves making moves to win it all next year! I love it! Former Tiger now in Braves Country
  6. Turd Ferguson

    It's not that deep

    for sage advice, click here.
  7. Turd Ferguson

    Mississippi State Score Prediction

    AU - 17 (FG coming from an MSU turnover handing us the ball inside their 5 yard line.) Clanga - 3
  8. Turd Ferguson

    Home and Home vs. Baylor and UCLA

    We stayed at an Air BnB directly across the street from the Baylor campus last year for the aTm game (one hour easy drive to College Station). Loved Waco. It was great. Chip and Joanna Gaines' Magnolia joint and Baylor U rule Waco. Also Wooly Mammoth National Park is in Waco. Pretty awesome excursions both of them. Great local restaurants in Waco as well. Baylor's campus and McLane Stadium are both very beautiful, very state-of-the-art, and very friendly. They love RG3 the way we love Bo, Pat, Cam. He has his own statue in front of the stadium. I will say that the Baylor on-campus bookstore puts ours in the Haley Center to absolute shame, but they don't have auxillary stores like J&M, J&M 2, Anders, Tiger Rags, Big Blue Books etc. Our group will definitely be making this trip and, with any luck, staying in the same Air BnB as last year! SO much cheaper than any hotel and so much more convenient. Flights from Bham to DFW are pretty cheap. DFW to Waco is a really short drive (a little more than an hour if I remember correctly). This is an affordable road game. I expect that orange and blue will fill at least 50% of McLane.
  9. Turd Ferguson

    2018 AU Cheerleaders, Tiger Paws, Danceline

    Look at Aubie giving the ol' "California Salute". Must be a Bammer taking the pic. ?
  10. Turd Ferguson

    Heron declares for NBA draft, hires agent

    Wow! Staph trying to go pro in 2 sports? Could be a great WR!
  11. Turd Ferguson

    Heron declares for NBA draft, hires agent

    I hope I am wrong about this, but this could end up being "Welcome to Kazakhstan". He could have been a potential lotto pick after another successful season. Best of luck, Staph. You will be missed.
  12. Turd Ferguson

    Way Too Early Top 25

    I like it! 3 SEC schools in the Top 10.
  13. Turd Ferguson

    Bryce Brown to give it a go tonight!

    funny. Post #100.
  14. Turd Ferguson

    Bryce Brown to give it a go tonight!

    As much as I would love to shout it from a mountaintop, due to my promised confidentiality as a member of the search committee, I do not care to share at this point. There will be a public announcement on 2/15. Now, stay on topic before bigbird bounces you off of this thread again!