The story so far...

[oldaufeller 367]

paparazzi trying to shoot a picture of ....

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whats in the gorilla's hand. when all of a sudden a warthog

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appeared wearing a G-string

[oldaufeller 367]

emblazoned with the bama logo.  "How fitting" I mused considering ...

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that it was minus a mullet haircut

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and had an IQ of 145.

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Which was way to high for a warthog-much less for

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the elephant that lived in the tiki-hut across the river

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..so i threw my kidney at it and hopped on a plane for...

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The beaches of  Southern California.......

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because I've heard that they have a rocky shoreline

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and Californa girls wearing

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..parkas, so what the heck are they doing at the beach....

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I thought.... then to my wondering eyes ............

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I saw her big, beautiful.....

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St Bernard named Fairly

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who was standing over a plush, mini greg

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holding a bammer QB in his teeth, while.........

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calmly tearing flesh and breaking bones.

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And saying MORE MORE MORE  bammers to chew on!!!!

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Then he called them by name. . .

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Now  Bamr, Now  Goober, Now Bahr and Mullet,

On Harvey and Catfish, DuBose and

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Thayer evans.  Take all of your.....

[Richard78 73]

Roll, Ducks, Roll gear to your local Tuscaloosa Walmart, and get a free...

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cup of soup for those bammers toothless wonders and