The story so far...

[Martian Manhunter1345162906 0]

...and the rage for being so vertically challenged. "If I were only..."

[ToraGirl 5,498]

"...say, 28-27th of an inch taller, I could qualify to lead the masses of North Korea!  I'd be a perfect fit, because..."

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

I'm a tyrannical dictator who demands worship from the masses and. . .

[bigbird 60,368]

have an insatiable appetite for Chinese food...

[ToraGirl 5,498]

but sadly, I understand that all they are offering me is a lifetime supply of kimchee.  That's the equivalent to Bama's version of...

[bigbird 60,368]

rocky mountain oysters, which we all know is the favorite dish for the celebration feast for the day of the ....

[telling tiger 156]

trip and fall into a vat of the roiling realist anniversary party, but we only invited people who...........

[Wareagletd 0]

Worshipped me and had too much Bammer in them …

[Velvet Beavis 15]

While all this was happening, unbeknownst to everyone, except to the one who was doing it, although noone knew what...

[Martian Manhunter1345162906 0]

...had gotten into his feeble mind. "Can't you people see?" he said, "I'm...

[Weegle777 78]

...just trying to compensate for the fact that....

[aubman1 0]

I have a small....

[bigbird 60,368]

Manilow collection...

[Martian Manhunter1345162906 0]

But a large...

[AU0188 0]

assemblage of Perry Como. Maybe I should...

[Wareagletd 0]

Jump off of a cliff with a.....

[aubman1 0]

....Harvey Updyke blow up doll that sports an anatomically correct.....

[Wareagletd 0]

Number of bama championships.....

[aubman1 0]

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!  screamed the....

[Wareagletd 0]

Tuscaloosa Men's Wear owner who........

[bigbird 60,368]

ironically wore women's...

[Wareagletd 0]

heels that were.....

[aubman1 0]

Hounds tooth in color but with a twist, they actually had.....

[Richard78 73]

been worn previously by Harvey Updyke at his last court appearance. Harvey explained that ...

[Wareagletd 0]

he had too much bammer in him so he couldn't…