The story so far...

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it could happen when Ellis Johnson stepped aboard the Gus Bus...

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That had been tuned up, and was burning nitro

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...while blasting Manilow through the sound system....

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While the driver had a steely glare upon

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Lane Kiffin, who dared to show his face in the SEC again...

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..... he fears little Nicky would exspose.....

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...his tiny little short legs, causing ......

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pandemonium at Toomer's Corner. ANYTHING to cover them up! However...

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....with his usual arrogance he tried to silence the crowd. Failing to curb the laughter he......

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broke down and joined a rousing chorus of the Auburn Fight Song. "Hey," he 'thought', "this will look good to...."

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the folks at BSPN, it will make me a lock for Lou's job. Then I can......

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return to the gym at UA and see if the ladies' gymnastics team will boost me to the top of the...

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Game day stool. My feet may dangle a bit but.....

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I always did want to star with Will Farrell in the remake of "Elf." After all, I should have...

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a chance to be a star,after all everyone loves me. Maybe Gus will....

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take pity on me and have Rhett Lashlee give me an elf-sized tutoring session of the HUNH, because Lane Kiffin sure as heck...

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has no clue. Meanwhile in Tennessee, the Volunteer band,,,,

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struck up "Rocky Top" and Nick started to sob. When asked by Kiffin what his problem was, he replied...

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I just love John Denver. With that Kiffin started to work on

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tickets for two to the Rocky Mountain High of Colorado...with a stop first in

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In Vegas, after all he needs to see if....

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his namesake and height wannabe, Nicolas Cage, is still there years later from having filmed "Honeymoon in Vegas". So he...

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Hoped a plane and headed out in search of his on celebrity. Upon his arrival and much to his dismay....

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he found that, NO, the local sheriff did NOT "LIVE in a SHACK!"...but one had been especially built for the Wee One. So in response, he bellowed...

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in disgust, "What is this". and turned tail