OK, so I have had to wait 2 years to tell my favorite joke...

[TigerfanKM 37]

What do Auburn and the Moon have in common?

They both control the Tide.....

War Eagle!!

[WarNole 138]

Why are bama fans like a wet bicycle seat?

They both chap your behind.

[Dr_AUTiger 0]

How do you somebody is a bammer?

They will never ask for a "Second" again

[oldaufeller 367]

nm

[autig90 67]

How are Alabama and Auburn fans similar? Neither graduated from Alabama.

[C'viewTiger 242]

What's the only two things that live off of a dead bear?

Maggots and uat fans.

[MDM4AU 321]

Did you hear about the bammer that pulled a 5lb booger out of his nose?

His head collapsed.

[jvilletiger 0]

Why are there so many unsolved crimes in Tuscaloosa?

Because there is no teeth for dental records and they all have the same DNA

[au1duke 12]

What does a UAT fan call his wife?

Sister

[Tiger1992 999]

What's the only two things that live off of a dead bear?

Maggots and uat fans.

What's the second thing?

[around4ever 4,139]

How fast does the tide go out?

109 yards per second.

[JRush 0]

What happens when nick saban takes viagra?

He gets taller!

[war7eagle 0]

What do Auburn and the Moon have in common?

They both control the Tide.....

War Eagle!!

Why are there so many unsolved crimes in Tuscaloosa?

Because there is no teeth for dental records and they all have the same DNA

rofl