Nick Names For Gus' New Offense

[Dual-Threat Rigby 8,641]

Thud

[tiger88 934]

The SPOF Offense. 

 

Same plays only fewer.

[Farmer Brown 2,391]

Whirling Dervish Spinnaro, Built around that spectacular play. Or, the Nutsburg Offense.

[IndianTiger 95]

Way Too Cute to Execute

[tiger88 934]

Just take out the n and add a question mark at the end.

 

The HUH? Offense

[fredst 9,064]

I like the Frankenstein Circle Jerk, mentioned by someone in another thread.

[WarEagleChemE 99]

Up the middle! Up the middle! Short pass, punt!

[1auburn1 1,110]

The Buyout Offense

[gr82be 14,401]

The "BOOm" offense. I hate saying it but in his defense he did say that he would probably use as many as 3 quarterbacks in the game. We just didn't think it would be during a single drive all game long. That's not intended to mean booing the players, just boo on the offensive gameplay or lack thereof. 

[countoff 331]

I like the HUMM offense.  (Hurry up then mentally masturbate)

[AUpreacherman22 3,876]

The HUCR, "Hurry Up and Circulate your Resume'" offense?

[AUsince72 11,084]

The "I don't care that it sucked, I'm doing it again next week too, just to piss everybody off and prove how stubborn I am" offense.

GOSH, I hope he wasn't serious in the post game presser....

[Bottomfeeder 244]

PeeWee Football Formation

[Auskip 196]

Frankenback Offense

[EagleFlight34 101]

1 hour ago, countoff said:

I like the HUMM offense.  (Hurry up then mentally masturbate)

Nope.....that one is no good. There was no climax.

[NoALtiger 3,849]

EWHDWY

 

Even Waffle House Doesn't Want You

[EagleFlight34 101]

8 minutes ago, NoALtiger said:

EWHDWY

 

Even Waffle House Doesn't Want You

They say he was a hell of a short order cook in his prime, but his speed and accuracy has really fallen off in his later years. If he doesn't show better decision making in the cooking process, he is sure to be demoted to bus boy before too much longer.

[msza 228]

The Belly-Up Befuddled

[countoff 331]

1 hour ago, EagleFlight34 said:

Nope.....that one is no good. There was no climax.

Yeah but if we go with the HUMM offense, then the next time they make a stupid substitution or run a play where Chandler Cox shows off his best disco moves, we can say....  

Oh man! Did we just get a "HUMMER"?

[EagleFlight34 101]

29 minutes ago, countoff said:

Yeah but if we go with the HUMM offense, then the next time they make a stupid substitution or run a play where Chandler Cox shows off his best disco moves, we can say....  

Oh man! Did we just get a "HUMMER"?

Gives a bad name to HUMMERS. Lol

[countoff 331]

28 minutes ago, EagleFlight34 said:

Gives a bad name to HUMMERS. Lol

Well in this case the HUMMER is referring to a bonehead play or a bonehead coaching decision.  So HUMMER is associated with "head" and "bone".  Therefore, I think it is appropriate and makes total sense.....

in a Malzahnian sort of way.

[EagleFlight34 101]

You won me over! I agree.

[PigskinPat 2,567]

schizophrenia

[Browning4AU 405]

Barnum & Bailey

[auburn4ever 1,266]

I've seen better coaching in PeeWee football.