tiger88 934 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Tim, maybe one day bg will realize how funny it is to hear a bammer question someones integrity. I don't know anything about the guys character. I do know that he got so sick and tired of bammer buying players out of memphis for huge $$$ that he FINALLY turned them in. THE REST IS HISTORY. Well tenny is in the very top of recruiting classes this year again and bammie can't even crack the top 10 with their 50 commitments. Even the high school kids know it now sucks to play for bammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,227 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I found this article that was written last Saturday. The "Scorecard" at the end is pretty funny: Link SCORECARD When Team USA has the ball. Lynn Lang right, Lynn Lang left, Lynn Lang and a cloud of dust up the middle. Government's only long-ball threat, barring a surprise substitution. Must trample Logan Young. Will have to play both offense and defense. Milton Kirk. Whiny fireplug who complained that Lang was getting all the carries, then spilled the play book to the media. Now must block for Lang. Fred Godwin. Quarterback and signal caller. Been calling plays for feds since 1984. Ex-cop. Ex-army. Ex-instructor of criminal justice. Can run the option, go deep, grind it out. Must win by a shutout. Phillip Fulmer. Veteran lineman could make cameo appearance. Sure to draw a crowd, but could be involved in misdirection plays as decoy. Hates penalties. Thinks other team cheats if they're in Crimson. Would rather be in Knoxville. NCAA investigators. Team USA all the way! Will line up alongside Fulmer. Penalties-R-Us. Has already thrown Logan Young for a big loss. Is Godwin using their play book? Tom Culpepper. Self-styled recruiting analyst, good at stealing other team's plays, but won't carry the ball himself. Used in short-yardage situations. Roy Adams, aka "Tennstud." Fulmer cheerleader and anti-Young trash-talker. Would love to play but won't. Will provide commentary and postgame analysis on Internet. Bottom line: The $150,000 handoff to Lang. Godwin must convince crowd that Lang's financial fortunes didn't rise from his success on the football field and that Young is the real source. When Team Logan has the ball. Logan Young. Might or might not take the field. Tendency to fumble could be disastrous in close game. Stats and salary are gaudy but could be deceptive. Would rather be in Tuscaloosa. Jim Neal. Jut-jawed captain of the defense. A mean glare that works. Had wins over Hoffa and Nixon while playing on Team USA early in career. Knows Memphis, likes to call time-outs, badger refs, and work the crowd. Must take out Lynn Lang. 'Bama fans will declare a state holiday and name buildings after him if he does. Bear Bryant. Ghostly presence. Could be summoned as crowd motivator if Lang stands up to pounding and Young takes the field. John Pierotti. Former captain of Team USA Shelby County franchise. Knows the Team USA play book inside out. Allan Wade. Hard hitter who has played in some big games for Team Memphis and could be local crowd-pleaser. Will give Neal breathers. Tommy Gallion. Young cheerleader and anti-NCAA trash-talker. Would love to play but won't. Will provide commentary and postgame analysis in Alabama media. Bottom line: Turnovers and takeaways. Neal must force Lang to fumble and create crowd confusion. If the fix doesn't fit, the jury must acquit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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