ValleyTiger

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Frick that...Jarrett has always been my man crush! lol. No way we can't double up on the same crush!! 

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14 hours ago, ValleyTiger said:

Season is almost here and let's start a new tradition of "man crushing" on your favorite Auburn football player or coach. 

Here's the gist, this thread is for you to select a football player/coach that you will follow throughout the season, and HOPEFULLY, post something about your "Man Crush" as often as possible, touting stats and achievements, contributions. In other words, after a game, start some banter about your guy and support him relentlessly.

Man Crush Rules:

1. Man crush must be a member of the team or coaching staff 

2. You can only have 1 man crush

3. You must stick with your dude all season (unless he is kicked off team/academically ineligible/etc.). If your dude gets injured or temporarily suspended, you gotta stick by him through the tough times.

4. first come, first served.

5. You can't be crushing on someone else's man crush.

 

I'll get us started.

I'm crushing on Derrick Brown.

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Here's the official list:

  • ValleyTiger - Derrick Brown
  • corchjay - Marlon Davidson aka Big Ball of Hate

  • AU Is Gold - Tre Williams

  • caleb1633 - Jarrett Stidham

  • passthebiscuits - Chandler Cox

  • AidiAU - Kyle Davis

  • bigbird - Javaris Davis

  • aujeff11 - Eli Stove

  • WarDamnEagleWDE - Arthur Gustavo "Gus" Malzahn, III

  • abw0004 - Daniel Thomas

First of all re-name the idea and I might play!

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Since somebody has to, Will Hastings.

Wouldve been Stove or Marlon if they had not been picked. 

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1 hour ago, Jgarrett7 said:

I'll take Nate Craig-Myers. I think he could finally give us 1000 yards. 

@AUpreacherman22 beat you to the punch. Gotta be someone else near and dear. :laugh:

2 hours ago, Ber798297 said:

I'll play... if Legatron hasn't been taken yet, I'd like him.  If he's taken, give me Kerryon.  

By process of elimination, you got Kerryon "Wayward Son" Johnson. Keep him loved up sir!

 

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Well, since we're beginning to run out of starters, I'm going to go ahead and throw my hat in the ring for Tray Matthews. I'll leave Deshaun Davis for Mikey.

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Put me down for Malik Miller...that's Malik "the Masher" Miller.

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1 hour ago, WarEagle1983 said:

Frick that...Jarrett has always been my man crush! lol. No way we can't double up on the same crush!! 

Hey, who's making the rules here!? lol

Plenty of Tigers to go around. Everyone of them needs a man crushing sponsor.

1 hour ago, toddc said:

First of all re-name the idea and I might play!

Hey don't you go getting too manly for a man crush! This is a way for everyone to show how they admire the crush's talent, success, and ability to tackle, stiff arm, plow over, speed past the opposition and look good doing it. 

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1 minute ago, ValleyTiger said:

Hey, who's making the rules here!? lol

Plenty of Tigers to go around. Everyone of them needs a man crushing sponsor.

Hey don't you go getting too manly for a man crush! This is a way for everyone to show how they admire the crush's talent, success, and ability to tackle, stiff arm, plow over, speed past the opposition and look good doing it. 

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Since you put it this way I'll play! Gotta be Tray Mathews!

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1 minute ago, toddc said:

Since you put it this way I'll play! Gotta be Tray Mathews!

lol, 13 minutes too late. Hate for @Rednilla to get upset with you crushing on his boy...

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2 hours ago, RunInRed said:

This thread makes me uncomfortable.  Just sayin ...

 

1 hour ago, toddc said:

First of all re-name the idea and I might play!

Must admit, by strict Urban Dictionary definitions, I was worried about potential exclusionary policies.

"Not Saying" members and self-described females have gotten their picks.

OP seems to be running this right.

WDE (and watch out for my man, Mr. Carlson. This is gonna be big).

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31 minutes ago, ValleyTiger said:

@AUpreacherman22 beat you to the punch. Gotta be someone else near and dear. :laugh:

By process of elimination, you got Kerryon "Wayward Son" Johnson. Keep him loved up sir!

 

Well crap, I saw he wanted KP and missed 2nd part of his post. 

Give me TD Moultry. Freshman gonna step up I got a feeling.

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Dudes (and dudettes)! If you are going to have a man-crush, you HAVE to go with the man-bun! I choose Sal Cannella!

Image result for sal cannella auburn

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1 hour ago, ValleyTiger said:

Hey, who's making the rules here!? lol

Plenty of Tigers to go around. Everyone of them needs a man crushing sponsor.

Hey don't you go getting too manly for a man crush! This is a way for everyone to show how they admire the crush's talent, success, and ability to tackle, stiff arm, plow over, speed past the opposition and look good doing it. 

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I stand by my man crush. JARRETT! :laugh:

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Gimme Nick Coe.  He's gonna be the next big thing.  And he's from not too far from where I live.

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This one is easy for me:

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I'm a sucker for a trash-talking cover corner.

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Paul James III is my player if still open!

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Unless I missed something...I'll take our OC Chip and c-r-u-s-h!!

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I'll scoop up Jamel Dean while he's still on the board. Also like Dinson it'll be great to see him get back to doing what he loves. Need that big, speedy, rangy guy!!! Btw who's picking Sean? ...Viper? Lol!

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2 hours ago, Grumps said:

Dudes (and dudettes)! If you are going to have a man-crush, you HAVE to go with the man-bun! I choose Sal Cannella!

Image result for sal cannella auburn

Good choice. I'm soooooo hoping he's a huge asset for us this year. 

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