WFE12 9,191 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The weirdest item Auburn's Gus Malzahn has autographed By Tom Green Coaches are accustomed to signing autographs; it's essentially expected at any public appearance. Auburn's Gus Malzahn signs them at SEC Media Days, after Auburn's A-Day spring game and during each speaking engagement he attends during the offseason. Photos, footballs, posters and helmets are commonplace during these occasions, but one item has stood out to Malzahn for the strangest reason. According to a story by ESPN chronicling coaches' wildest autograph stories, Malzahn shared his "wow" moment. About two years ago, Malzahn was handed a photograph from a fan and signed it before registering what the photo was: an X-ray from a colonoscopy. "I didn't realize what it was until after I was done signing it," Malzahn said. "It kind of weirded me out. It was a picture. It was an X-ray photo. It had the 'Wow' moment on that one." No words.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rednilla 5,383 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Photo from a colonoscopy? I suppose that tells you what this "fan" think of Gustav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,460 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 He must've mistook it for his Clemson game plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,102 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 5 hours ago, bigbird said: He must've mistook it for his Clemson game plan. frick that's funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFE12 9,191 Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 13 hours ago, bigbird said: He must've mistook it for his Clemson game plan. Contender for comment of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passthebiscuits 6,844 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 It took a lot of guts to ask for that autograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passthebiscuits 6,844 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 When asked why he didn't sign more autographs, Gus Malzahn commented, "I was just too pooped." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jAUSon 2,836 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 I almost didn't look at this thread. But it's a good'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passthebiscuits 6,844 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Surprised it wasn't the #2 weirdest thing Gus ever signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passthebiscuits 6,844 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Here's guessing the same guy asked for an autograph from the tight end. ok ok I'll stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,102 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Just now, passthebiscuits said: Here's guessing the same guy asked for an autograph from the tight end. ok ok I'll stop Medical humor is killing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_M4_AU 7,788 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 13 hours ago, passthebiscuits said: Here's guessing the same guy asked for an autograph from the tight end. ok ok I'll stop You're on a roll PTB. How about; when Gus saw the X-ray he didn't know if he should use perineal pressure or go blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUld fAUx@ 2,584 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Irregular, at the least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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