Alabama defense set to have 'come-to-Jesus' meeting

[meh130 1,043]

Bama easily handles decent Colorado State team, but doesn't completely crush them on defense, so "Come to Jesus" meeting is called:

Alabama defense set to have 'come-to-Jesus' meeting

It really is a different universe with different physical laws and a different moral code west of I-65.

[aujeff11 6,243]

Leaked text to the Alabama AD was revealed:

Greg, 

A parking lot full of Dodge Chargers will be returned and the coaches' monkeyshines will be presented to the media if the performance doesn't pick up. 

 

          For the cause, 

                 SEC Logistics and Compliance Dept                                        

                                                     

[corchjay 5,311]

4 injured LB's until some start getting healthy come to Jesus meetings don't work.  Jesus doesn't care who wins in football.  

[KolchakAU85 430]

1 hour ago, aujeff11 said:

Leaked text to the Alabama AD was revealed:

Greg, 

A parking lot full of Dodge Chargers will be returned and the coaches' monkeyshines will be presented to the media if the performance doesn't pick up. 

 

          For the cause, 

                 SEC Logistics and Compliance Dept                                        

                                                     

I thought Tua was driving a Hummer...

[KolchakAU85 430]

Just now, KolchakAU85 said:

I thought Tua was driving a Hummer...

On second thought, maybe I heard he was getting a hummer...spelled correctly with no capital H.

[WDE_OxPx_2010 5,290]

31 minutes ago, KolchakAU85 said:

On second thought, maybe I heard he was getting a hummer...spelled correctly with no capital H.

[Randman5000 4,226]

40 minutes ago, KolchakAU85 said:

On second thought, maybe I heard he was getting a hummer...spelled correctly with no capital H.

 

8 minutes ago, WDE_OxPx_2010 said:

[AUFlyer99 647]

6 hours ago, KolchakAU85 said:

On second thought, maybe I heard he was getting a hummer...spelled correctly with no capital H.

You'll have to ask his translator.  

[tiger88 934]

Our offensive guys commit unsportsman like conduduct penalties after the play and kill a drive. They are called to the sideline, pointed to where to stand, and given the silent treatment. Not saying I want a control freak prick head like saban, but a little ass chewing after a horrible moment of weakness would be nice. 

[tiger88 934]

10 hours ago, corchjay said:

4 injured LB's until some start getting healthy come to Jesus meetings don't work.  Jesus doesn't care who wins in football.  

You should tell Saban so they don't waste their time.

[Eagle-1 3,821]

Finally got to watch the replay of this one. Although totally outmanned, I thought Bobo called an excellent game offensively. 

[Eagle-1 3,821]

Two more observations from this game. Alabama's wealth of talent is ridiculous. Mike Bobo is a rising star in he coaching ranks. 

[PowerOfDixieland 3,226]

Hilarious, almost.  My daily devotional this morning referred to the "shake the dust off your feet" passage from Matthew 10.  Absolutely certain He was in Tuscaloosa. 

[E'Town4Bama 109]

On 9/17/2017 at 0:18 PM, KolchakAU85 said:

I thought Tua was driving a Hummer...

Since Hummer was discontinued in 2009, they are probably pretty affordable. 

[AUFlyer99 647]

1 hour ago, E'Town4Bama said:

Since Hummer was discontinued in 2009, they are probably pretty affordable. 

Still gotta put gas in that truck.