musicitytiger 281 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 The supermodel newlywed that steals your heart and everything starts fast and furious. fast forward a few years, the only thing she does fast is head to Golden Corral. Sits at home ordering stuff from shopping networks, while promising daily to find a job to help chip in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,291 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 A box of chocolates where each piece is that nasty cherry one. You keep hoping for something good, but you keep getting that gross cherry toothpaste flavored piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr82be 14,363 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Opening your Christmas present from Grandma and every year it's underwear.... serviceable but not anything you can show off or talk to your friends about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerOne 1,113 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Mike Shula Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUsince72 11,084 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Gus is like Santa Claus as we go into the season looking forward to our new team, all excited. THIS Santa Claus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnthePlains 2,014 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, TigerOne said: Mike Shula Ouch....At least Gus does have an SEC Title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Refuge 6,654 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 ...an all you can eat Chinese buffet. Initially looks and sounds appealing. So, you go all in. Later, you find yourself on the porcelain throne in the middle of the night with stomach cramps, whimpering, and a massive case of buyers remorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr82be 14,363 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 The new refrigerator you bought. You definitely purchased the extended warranty but you find out it doesn't cover the parts that need to be fixed. What you're left with is a lot of stuff that's not cool anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnthePlains 2,014 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Gus is like that hooker you boug.....wait, umm nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick.AU 13,268 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, bigbird said: A box of chocolates where each piece is that nasty cherry one. You keep hoping for something good, but you keep getting that gross cherry toothpaste flavored piece. Glad to know I’m not the only one that feels that way about the cherry one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaker 2,457 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 The movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray. Many on this forum saw the movie....basically you awake each day to the dismal reality, you have to relive the same, miserable day again, over and over. I woke up the other day and for a moment, was thinking there a was coaching search ongoing. Then I remembered I fell asleep thinking about a coaching change. True story and I was so disappointed. I honestly feel bad for the players on O the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jAUSon 2,836 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Back to the Future. You think you're getting the cool-handed "Calvin Klein", but he's really just Marty McFly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_ATX 13,654 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Tequila shots. You're out partying, having a great time, and then someone hands you a shot of crappy tequila. Of course you take it because why not, right? Then it's another round. And another because everyone wants to make up for someone else buying a round. All of a sudden, the rest of the evening takes a left turn and you've woken up naked in a random barn outside of town shaking your head wondering exactly how you got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthGATiger 1,801 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Gus is like that good looking girl you meet and you just know that she is the one. Five years later you are hiding her Christmas and Birthday gifts in the oven because that is the one place she will not find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthGATiger 1,801 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Brad_ATX said: Tequila shots. You're out partying, having a great time, and then someone hands you a shot of crappy tequila. Of course you take it because why not, right? Then it's another round. And another because everyone wants to make up for someone else buying a round. All of a sudden, the rest of the evening takes a left turn and you've woken up naked in a random barn outside of town shaking your head wondering exactly how you got there and who are these midget girls; where did they come from and more importantly where are their clothes at? Fixed it for you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger 8,801 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Gus is Scotty. And instead of not knowing that he's being cheated on, Gus doesn't know that the entire country has literally figured out his offense. GUSSY DOESN'T KNOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hay Field 101 629 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 waiting for Brian VanGorder to get here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,058 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 5 hours ago, bigbird said: A box of chocolates where each piece is that nasty cherry one. You keep hoping for something good, but you keep getting that gross cherry toothpaste flavored piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredst 9,064 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 4 hours ago, OnthePlains said: Gus is like that hooker you boug.....wait, umm nevermind... It's ok, Hugh. People have mentioned you as a potential hire. You can finish your post.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnthePlains 2,014 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 minute ago, fredst said: It's ok, Hugh. People have mentioned you as a potential hire. You can finish your post.... Damn you got me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredst 9,064 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Beaker said: The movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray. Many on this forum saw the movie....basically you awake each day to the dismal reality, you have to relive the same, miserable day again, over and over. I woke up the other day and for a moment, was thinking there a was coaching search ongoing. Then I remembered I fell asleep thinking about a coaching change. True story and I was so disappointed. I honestly feel bad for the players on O the most. Did you have to use that analogy? Now I can say that Gus has ruined both AU football and one of my favorite movies for me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SumterAubie 3,029 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 The top of the line lap top you bought 5 years ago that is now only good for opening emails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDE_OxPx_2010 5,287 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 A new Furby doll. Interesting and novel at first, but the more you keep it around the more you realize he only does about 5 things and only has 7 preprogrammed responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auburnphan 6,050 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Gus is a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Has the price tag of a decent vodka, but the quality and value of crappy rail vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc4aday 1,887 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Like whipped cream & a cherry on top of a pile of cow manure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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