A Little Buyout Backlash

[AUsince72 11,084]

...and the effect it will have on 2019 AU Football...

 

[KolchakAU85 430]

To anyone reading this thread who could possibly influence a Gus buyout this year, this is my message to you:

You see, our prez, with no AD,
Did unleash our worst fears,
He locked up Gus, gassed up his bus,
For seven more long years.

Doc Leath meant well, I'm sure he did,
He did not better know,
But he got fleeced, by Jim the beast,
And shelled out too much dough.

The Razorbacks, they wanted him,
We should have let him leave,
But Leath said nay, big bucks we'll pay,
What made him so naive?

Three times ten, plus two, in mils,
An insane buyout sum,
But we implore, and beg once more,
Please pay this useless bum.

We need a change, and so does he,
It's obvious to all,
He cannot lead, so do the deed,
And let the hammer fall.

His claims to fame, were Cam and Nick,
And how he made them great,
But they made him, he was no gem,
And still is not to date.

He coached high school, and did well there,
Some say he was da bomb,
They'd take him back, to coach and yak,
And chaperone the prom.

Please hear our plea, we want him for,
Not one more freaking year,
So I rehash, please pay the cash,
And get him out of here.

[ALLINtheFamily 77]

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[AUnMS 120]

I’m glad I read this thread.  Thanks ToraGirl.  You’re awesome!!

[ToraGirl 5,498]

1 hour ago, KolchakAU85 said:

To anyone reading this thread who could possibly influence a Gus buyout this year, this is my message to you:

You see, our prez, with no AD,
Did unleash our worst fears,
He locked up Gus, gassed up his bus,
For seven more long years.

Doc Leath meant well, I'm sure he did,
He did not better know,
But he got fleeced, by Jim the beast,
And shelled out too much dough.

The Razorbacks, they wanted him,
We should have let him leave,
But Leath said nay, big bucks we'll pay,
What made him so naive?

Three times ten, plus two, in mils,
An insane buyout sum,
But we implore, and beg once more,
Please pay this useless bum.

We need a change, and so does he,
It's obvious to all,
He cannot lead, so do the deed,
And let the hammer fall.

His claims to fame, were Cam and Nick,
And how he made them great,
But they made him, he was no gem,
And still is not to date.

He coached high school, and did well there,
Some say he was da bomb,
They'd take him back, to coach and yak,
And chaperone the prom.

Please hear our plea, we want him for,
Not one more freaking year,
So I rehash, please pay the cash,
And get him out of here.

My word!!  You are magnificently gifted!!  Clean and straight to the point!  

[ToraGirl 5,498]

4 minutes ago, AUnMS said:

I’m glad I read this thread.  Thanks ToraGirl.  You’re awesome!!

You're so welcome!  I am so tired of not laughing, because there's nothing humorous about what we are witnessing, but I'm going crazy looking for SOMETHING hopeful to cling to.  Every week I want to get on and add to the Lookalike threads, but truth is, I've just been too mad to do it.  I have wondered if we could start a PTB Lookalike Thread (past, present)...is that too heinous? They need some accountability, too!!

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Because someone at the top should have reviewed this, multiple times, before that decision was made.  Key phrases:  "Money in my pocket" (NOT) and "I know how to count it." (Again, NOT)

 

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     What did he almost spell?  

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