Funny things you hear at work.

[gr82be 14,423]

So @ToraGirl started several threads a couple of weeks back to get our mind off of football for a bit. I see and hear some funny things at work as I'm sure we all do. Thought this thread might be fun to share some of those things. 

We had a VP visit quite a few years ago when I was with another company. When they were leaving the store they were heading back to the main office. My DM told me that one of the VPs said that he needed to get back early enough to get his hair cut. Another VP asked him if he always got his hair cut on company time. His answer was "well, it grows on company time". 

 

[ToraGirl 5,498]

Great thread topic! It's the time of day, just after learner-departure, where I can barely remember my name. So I'm digging back to Kentucky, with my 5th graders, for this gem that I'm incapable of forgetting. 

Answer...(I have no idea.)

Question, "Is you is or is you ain't my baby?"

You tell me how I'm supposed to teach this child how to master oral, much less written communication! 🤣