SumterAubie 3,031 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 My dad said to use a brown one first. Then a white one. I'll let you figure out why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUBwins 10,074 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I remember a trip as a kid to Boy Scout camp with my dad. There is a hike up the mountain that will get you a patch or something like that. About a part of the way up the mountain, last night’s dinner caught up with our digestive track. Luckily there is an out house bathroom on the trail, unluckily without TP. Good thing the mountain is full of sassafras trees. Nice big leaves make the difference. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,103 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 23 hours ago, Quietmaninthecorner said: Damn funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,103 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 hours ago, SumterAubie said: My dad said to use a brown one first. Then a white one. I'll let you figure out why. Been there done it............Not kidding Was brought up on a farm and sometimes you have no choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,103 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Anyone anyone.................. PM me for my number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr82be 14,423 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, augolf1716 said: Anyone anyone.................. PM me for my number How Charmin of you to offer up your Bounty of paper products to others. You're an Angel. Soft 2 ply sheets or single ply Scott, both are available and either are Brawny enough to take on any job. Just call 1-268-866-3553 (1-COT-TON-ELLE). Viva Golf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietmaninthecorner 1,945 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weagl1 1,782 Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 16 hours ago, augolf1716 said: Been there done it............Not kidding Was brought up on a farm and sometimes you have no choice Folks might laugh about the corn cobs but when we went to my grandma’s house when I was a kid it was an outhouse and corn cobs or nothing except when the “Sears and Roebuck” catalog came out. It was a special time when you could get a page out of that catalog. It might leave some ink stains on your private parts but any kind of paper beat those cobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarDamnEagleWDE 12,737 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 12:28 AM, bigbird said: I'm ready! Neighbor of mine is a big wig at Sams Club. He gave me a heads up on the TP situation at my local Sams and now I have plenty of TP and paper towels. Was like Goodfellas taking stuff off the trucks. It's really surreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarDamnEagleWDE 12,737 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 9:41 PM, Quietmaninthecorner said: Make sure that your leaf is bug free. Hate to get a little red bug irritation going right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubearcat 2,137 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I ain’t hoarding anything. If I did, it’s going to be food. I can use an old t-shirt, rag, ...etc. Rinse-and-reuse. If you’re stuck at home, I suppose unless you’re having GI issues, jump in the shower afterwards if you have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,491 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, WarDamnEagleWDE said: Neighbor of mine is a big wig at Sams Club. He gave me a heads up on the TP situation at my local Sams and now I have plenty of TP and paper towels. Was like Goodfellas taking stuff off the trucks. It's really surreal. Do you need my address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, bigbird said: Do you need my address? I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietmaninthecorner 1,945 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 hours ago, WarDamnEagleWDE said: Make sure that your leaf is bug free. Hate to get a little red bug irritation going right now. HAHAHA! :scratches ass emoticon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarDamnEagleWDE 12,737 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 21 hours ago, bigbird said: Do you need my address? Will also need your VENMO or Paypal account number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubiefifty 16,755 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 all these people hoarding tp makes me think some of you just need to shower if you are that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homersapien 11,362 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 10:04 AM, McLoofus said: As parents of two small ones and people who are sometimes relieved when Monday rolls around, we are concerned. And we are the lucky ones who *should* be okay in terms of being able to ride this out from a financial and logistical perspective. I just got the first "reality shock" yesterday when our library announced they were closing all branches as of 5:00 pm yesterday. Nooooooooooooooooooooo! I had the maximum 10 movies reserved and was planning on checking out at least as many books today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, homersapien said: I just got the first "reality shock" yesterday when our library announced they were closing all branches as of 5:00 pm yesterday. Nooooooooooooooooooooo! I had the maximum 10 movies reserved and was planning on checking out at least as many books today. Sure you can check them out digitally? Or would be a great time to try out Audible if an option that you haven't already exercised... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homersapien 11,362 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, McLoofus said: Sure you can check them out digitally? Or would be a great time to try out Audible if an option that you haven't already exercised... Yeah I can download books, but I really didn't want to open up accounts to do so. And all I have to read them with is my computer. And I am not set up to watch downloaded movies on my TV. I guess I am still pretty much an "old dog" when it comes to new tricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, homersapien said: Yeah I can download books, but I really didn't want to open up accounts to do so. And all I have to read them with is my computer. And I am not set up to watch downloaded movies on my TV. I guess I am still pretty much an "old dog" when it comes to new tricks. Ah. Well, I'd say it's a good time to learn some new ones, but you need the hardware, and I'm not sure that will be available for delivery anytime soon, either. Sometimes I do Kindle on my phone but it's not my preference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevon67 2,368 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 44 minutes ago, McLoofus said: Ah. Well, I'd say it's a good time to learn some new ones, but you need the hardware, and I'm not sure that will be available for delivery anytime soon, either. Sometimes I do Kindle on my phone but it's not my preference. I am a bit of a gamer and for years have kept a bottle of 91% isopropyl alcohol near me.........anytime l return from restroom after washing hands I use alcohol on my hands before touching controller and sereral times in between..........never knew I was addicted until it wasn't available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoofus 35,182 Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, kevon67 said: I am a bit of a gamer and for years have kept a bottle of 91% isopropyl alcohol near me.........anytime l return from restroom after washing hands I use alcohol on my hands before touching controller and sereral times in between..........never knew I was addicted until it wasn't available Hoo boy. The stuff that I'm suddenly worried about finding at the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexava 6,973 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietmaninthecorner 1,945 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 My cleaning lady just called. She told me she will be working from home the next few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atl-tiger 655 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 17 hours ago, alexava said: I had to go to India last summer for work and this is legit how their toilets are setup. We had toilet paper at the hotel, but anywhere else the plumbing can't handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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