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1 hour ago, augolf1716 said:

Oh I'm a huge fan of Sting solo and The Police. Saw them multiples times in concert...............plus I'm full of unless info when it comes to music

I saw Sting and Melissa Etheridge play in P-cola years ago. Still to this day, one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. 

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19 minutes ago, Tiger Refuge said:

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I am waiting for Weird Al to remake "My Bologna."...

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2 hours ago, ToraGirl said:

I am waiting for Weird Al to remake "My Bologna."...

How about a remake of the Kinks “My Sherona”.......

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9 hours ago, WarTim said:

How about a remake of the Kinks “My Sherona”.......

"My Sharona" was his muse for "My Bologna"! We saw him in concert in Alpharetta last summer. He is way more entertaining and "family man" than I ever imagined!

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This has nothing to do with Coronavirus but it is funny so I thought I'd share.:)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!

STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!

OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!

JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.

DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.

IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY NOTHING, WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE... REALLY.

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1.I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

Thought a laugh was in order today!!

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS, YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH.


 

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2 hours ago, Mike4AU said:

I am pretty sure The Knack did My Sharona.  

They did! Someone beat Weird Al to the punch. Beyond politically incorrect, and not that humorous. I'll take Al.

 

 

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Or...this. Love me some Cousin It! 

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"Don't hop on the bus, Gus..." 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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