AU vs UGA 2:30 on CBS

[AUx 3,001]

Top ten game day excuses Auburn can use to get out of playing Georgia this season.

10) Oops. Our alarm clock didn’t go off.

9) Bellatoni couldn’t find the bus keys.

8) Schmedding’s mom needed him to walk her through that Roku login thing.

7) Must have put reminder on wrong day in iCalendar

6) Spent all day trying to pick a face mask color.

5) Friend dried the pants on “hot” and they shrunk. He’s such an idiot!

4) Everybody got injured in a Lawn Dart team building event.

3) Keisau had to go to the bathroom at the last minute - again - and was in there a really long time.

2) Athens, Georgia?! We thought we were playing in Athens, GREECE.

1) Harsin was waiting on a recruit to call him.

 

Edited September 27, 2022 by AUx

[Viper 3,130]

So the biggest question...does he make it to high noon on Sunday?

 

[woodford 3,655]

Tennessee catching a massive break with the 11 am kick off in Death Valley. Wow.

 

As for the DSOR. I think it'll be a clone of 2020 where the offense does absolutely nothing and Georgia controls every aspect of the game. I don't know if Kirby has any interest in winning by 7 TD's. I'm leaning 31-6.

[woodford 3,655]

13 hours ago, cbo said:

Not sure why this game is in this slot. Maybe a positive is that lots of people will see how low Auburn has sunk, for those who care about the optics of firing Harsin.

I honestly believe Smart will call off the dawgs early, but it will still be a massacre. 

Alabama will beat TAMU worse than Georgia will beat Auburn IMO FWIW

[The Freak 2,526]

9 hours ago, AUx said:

All the optimism of watching Charlie Brown line up to kick that ball that Sally is holding.

Sally?  Bruh...

[meh130 1,043]

14 hours ago, CR said:

Could CBS have picked UT-LSU? Thats a nice looking matchup. Our game should have a NC17 rating to protect the innocent from the bloodshed.

That would make sense, but CBS has to spread their television slots around. They have two games that day, so the put the Bama aTm game in the prime-time slot.

Auburn has had one game on CBS so far, that was Penn State. Georgia has not had one yet. Georgia-Florida will get a CBS broadcast. Auburn Alabama is likely to be a CBS game.

[AUx 3,001]

2 hours ago, The Freak said:

Sally?  Bruh...

Lucy. Peppermint Schnaps Penny. Whatever. She was a b&^%$ whatever her name 😆

Edited September 27, 2022 by AUx

[clwn 336]

Brightside, it'll be over quickly and Gary Danielson won't be calling it.