Who cost CAB his job?

[WarEagle007 1]

How about CoCo the Monkey?

[Guest BoStillKnows]

I blame the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. He was jealous.

Or maybe that terrorist in Tuscaloser...Osabenz Bin Luzen.

[SupperClub 0]

I blame the entire cast of You Can't Do That on Television.

[BOJO34 0]

I blame NEWMAN.

[johnwegl 11]

I blame it on all the Who's in Whoville

[AuburnChopper1 0]

Actually it was the chunky monkey.

.....damn him.

[mayonaise 0]

That guy from American Idol during the state halftime show!!

[WarEagle007 1]

GLOBAL WARMING!

[Grider 1]

[AUChizad 0]

I'm fairly certain now that the culprit is either aerosol hairspray or Janet Jackson's nipple.

[abrnfanatc 6]

It had to be Pants Off/Dance Off crew.

That, or the dreaded chop block.

[johnwegl 11]

I blame Kim Jong

[abrnfanatc 6]

It's that damn Mitchell report.

[AUChizad 0]

I blame the "pulling out" method of birth control.

[SupperClub 0]

I blame it on Marylin, and the heroin,

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at:

Middle America, now it's a tragedy, now it's so sad to see

An upper-class city havin' this happenin',

Then attack SupperClub 'cause I rap this way.

But I'm glad 'cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire

To burn, and it's burnin, and I have returned.

[outoftowntiger 0]

It's Oprah's fault. . . if only she had endorsed him.

[AURoadhouse09 0]

I blame it on Marylin, and the heroin,

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at:

Middle America, now it's a tragedy, now it's so sad to see

An upper-class city havin' this happenin',

Then attack SupperClub 'cause I rap this way.

But I'm glad 'cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire

To burn, and it's burnin, and I have returned.

FIRE!!!

Gather around kids SupperClub has returned

[AUloggerhead 2,225]

I blame it on rap.

[AUChizad 0]

I blame the euro.

And Will & Grace.

[johnwegl 11]

I blame it on The Peanut Festival

DAMN YOU WIREGRASS!

[AU! 0]

I blame Shredder and his foot clan and Cobra Command and gargamel, and duke nukem, not the video game one, but the bad guy from Captain Planet...

[WarEagle007 1]

I blame Jack Daniels

[Bo Jackson34 0]

It's whoever shot JR's fault.

[Guest BoStillKnows]

Blame it on Rio.

[townhallsavoy 2]

I blame