TitanTiger 20,378 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 His mama's so big, she whistles bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammanmr 0 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Your mama's so stupid, on her job application, where it says emergency contact, she put 911. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnimrod 0 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 It is always light in 5's moma's house, 'cause she so ugly, she scares off the dark! :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,378 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 She's so fat, the National Weather Service assigns names to her farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 If ugliness were bricks, 5's mama would have her own project! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 5's mama is so ugly his dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her "good-bye!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autigger 0 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 LOL, dont you just love it whenpeople who wanna cause trouble get it thrown back in their face like this..... this is hilarious!!!!! ForeverLSU himself this time...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,378 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 She's so fat, she got a new job at the cinema...as the screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 5's mama is so ugly, she'd make a freight-train take a dirt road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 5's mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped his mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,378 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 She's so ugly, her hairline isn't receding...it's trying to get away from her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 5's mama's so ugly her mom fed her with a sling shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAG-91 1,456 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 His momma's so nasty she puts her feet on the table and says "Corn for dinner!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 His mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,378 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Their house is so nasty I wipe my feet to go back outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 His mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist he makes her lie on the couch face down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 His mama's so ugly they had to tint the glass on her incubator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Q: What do you get when you cross a Bammer with ForeverLSU 5's mom? A: Honestly, there's somethings even a Bammer won't do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigereyes 19 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 5's Mama is so fat that if she wore a Malcom X T-shirt a helicopter would try to land on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevenDs 0 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 I wouldn't say 5's mam is loose, but OSHA did require the installment of a safety railing on her lower abdomen. poke him and see if he's still alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueTiger 0 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Dang yall are mean ha.... Its just another lsu fan that thinks he/she is god because they had a great football season. 5- Im not going to talk about your mom but talking about our fight song? What the heck is up with that? Lsu was the bcs national champion last season. That doesn't give you the right to run your mouth about every other team. I never would run my mouth after a great season. I would just be happy. I guess thats the difference between the Auburn Tigers and the lswho tigers. WAR EAGLE FOREVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCWarEagle 4 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 5's nasty mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, everyone runs up screaming "Save it!. Save it!" and tries to drag her back into the water before she dries out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,378 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 His mama's so fat when she jogs the CD player skips...at the radio station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevenDs 0 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 They call 5's mama wedding cake, becasue everybody has had a piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 ForeverLSU 5's mama is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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