AUesquire 1 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Ya'll been talkin' bout' how fat 5's mama is when actually, she's so skinny, she can hoola-hoop with an onion ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 His mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 321 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 His mama's house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Hey guys...I know this is a put-down thread, but let's try not to get too crude or sexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 She's so fat she gets group insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 His mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 She's got so many missing teeth it looks like her tongue is in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Hey guys...I know this is a put-down thread, but let's try not to get too crude or sexual. Aw hell! Sorry, those are two I just wanted to share. As bad as some of these are I thought it would be ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Well, I wasn't calling you out publicly on it 88! That's why I made it a generic reference and just deleted the post instead of editing it. We're treading a rather razor thin line here as it is anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TigerEye Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Ya'll been talkin' bout' how fat 5's mama is when actually, she's so skinny, she can hoola-hoop with an onion ring. I agree, 5's mom is so skinny that she swallowed a grape and 10 men left town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 She's so fat she sweats Crisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 His mama's so big, they use the elastic from her underwear for bungee cords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 I wasn't offended titan! I knew I had probably crossed the line. Those are two of my favorite crude fat jokes and I was thinking that the opportunity to share them on this forum might never arise again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Yo' mama's so fat, she got more Chins than a Chinese phone book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Yo' mama's so dumb, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TigerEye Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 How do you know that 5's mom's teeth are cold? They have a yellow coat on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,454 Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 5's Mama is so fat that if she wore a Malcom X T-shirt a helicopter would try to land on her. All of these are great, but, this is my favorite! Thanks for the laughs folks ! ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubie7 0 Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Ya'll been talkin' bout' how fat 5's mama is when actually, she's so skinny, she can hoola-hoop with an onion ring. I agree, 5's mom is so skinny that she swallowed a grape and 10 men left town! ???????????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Ya'll been talkin' bout' how fat 5's mama is when actually, she's so skinny, she can hoola-hoop with an onion ring. I agree, 5's mom is so skinny that she swallowed a grape and 10 men left town! ???????????????????????? Translation: swallowing the grape made her look pregnant, so the potential fathers all fled to avoid child support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubie7 0 Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Ya'll been talkin' bout' how fat 5's mama is when actually, she's so skinny, she can hoola-hoop with an onion ring. I agree, 5's mom is so skinny that she swallowed a grape and 10 men left town! ???????????????????????? Translation: swallowing the grape made her look pregnant, so the potential fathers all fled to avoid child support. Still not funny. I liked the wedding cake one best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poboy4AU 0 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 itle: FIGHT FOR LSU (LSU FIGHT SONG) http://www.bushwood.org/FIGHT_SONG.htm Description: FIGHT FOR LSU (LSU FIGHT SONG) Like knights of old, Let's fight to hold The glory of the Purple Gold. Let's carry through, Let's die or do To win the game for dear old LSU. Keep trying for that ... Guys, I guess he got us. No doubt THIS IS A fight song????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerlifer3 0 Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 while I don't agree with Forever attempts to come here and flame people. Isn't it kinda childish to bring out old ass yo mama jokes that aren't even funny anymore. and you wonder why AU fans and LSU fans can't get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autigger 0 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 while I don't agree with Forever attempts to come here and flame people. Isn't it kinda childish to bring out old ass yo mama jokes that aren't even funny anymore. and you wonder why AU fans and LSU fans can't get along. ForeverLSU came here to flame he has been warned several times and he canteven understand which forum to put what and is constantly having threads moved he is an annoyance i think he got what was coming to him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,377 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 while I don't agree with Forever attempts to come here and flame people. Isn't it kinda childish to bring out old ass yo mama jokes that aren't even funny anymore. and you wonder why AU fans and LSU fans can't get along. Who asked you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverLSU_5 0 Posted May 18, 2004 Author Share Posted May 18, 2004 Wow. Never heard any of those "your mama" jokes. Word must travel from the west. I heard some of those in the early 90's. Pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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