Guilty or Not Guilty

[SaltyTiger 7,775]

Not guilty

Ever sober up at a destination and not know how you got there?

[NolaAuTiger 3,295]

Guilty, when Malzahn's 8-4 2016 team made it to the Sugar Bowl. 

Ever seen a shark when swimming in the ocean? 

[Barnacle 9,064]

On 2/21/2018 at 9:26 AM, NolaAuTiger said:

Guilty, when Malzahn's 8-4 2016 team made it to the Sugar Bowl. 

Ever seen a shark when swimming in the ocean? 

Guilty. While snorkeling over a reef on St. John during my honeymoon, I nearly swam into a 4 ft. nurse shark. I was looking down at the reef below me when I looked up and there it was right in front of me. It startled me at first, so I kind of froze there in the water. It just swam right on by me and then I realized how small it was. Pretty cool, but I don't think I would enjoy being snuck up on by anything much bigger than that. 

Ever stiffed a waiter/server at a restaurant? 

[Sully to Beasley 643]

Guilty

Have you ever spit into the wind?

[The Six 39]

On 9/3/2018 at 1:00 PM, Sully to Beasley said:

Guilty

Have you ever spit into the wind?

Yes, it went as expected. 

 

Have you ever convinced yourself a 3 was a 7 and later learned you were right?

[mj2017 0]

Not Guilty

 

Have you ever peed in your pants?

[McLoofus 35,182]

Guilty.

Have you ever peed in *someone else's* pants? Jk.

Ever stolen somebody else's lunch out of the break room, even by accident?

[kevon67 2,368]

1 hour ago, McLoofus said:

Guilty.

Have you ever peed in *someone else's* pants? Jk.

Ever stolen somebody else's lunch out of the break room, even by accident?

Not guilty.....fear of even a trace of mayonaise kept me honest😂

 

Ever been caught sneaking out of girlfriend/boyfriends window?

[ToraGirl 5,498]

Not guilty...

Ever collect way more Jordan Hare cups postgame than you could ever have room for in your cabinets?

[SuperAUsome09 738]

Not Guilty...

Ever witness a car accident waiting to meet up with a date, to then find out they were the one involved in the accident?

[ToraGirl 5,498]

On 10/31/2019 at 4:34 PM, SuperAUsome09 said:

Not Guilty...

Ever witness a car accident waiting to meet up with a date, to then find out they were the one involved in the accident?

Not guilty, and I am so sorry!!

Ever get a traffic ticket on the way to pay another?  

(Lovely AU campus police, mid 80's.  It was a PARKING ZONE violation, and on the way to pay it, I drove down the "wrong" street ("We're making it ped-only") slightly over the speed limit..."It is raining, Ma'am.")