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The meaning of SPUAT.....


aubieclaws

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someone asked in another thread what SPUAT means and for all of you who do not know here ya go::::

Oh, boy. I thought I could acquaint myself with the essentials of Alabama

from a couple hours browsing in almanacs. No, no: Alabama is a lifetime

study, like the Holy Roman Empire... which, in some respects, it seems to

resemble, once you understand that the state religion is college football.

Check out this reader e-mail: "You have clearly been inundated with e-mails

by adherents of the scandal-plagued University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa

(SPUAT) Be aware that there is an enormous cultural divide in Alabama,

between supporters of Auburn University (right-thinking , well-educated, and

culturally sophisticated citizens, as a whole), and supporters of SPUAT, who

tend to have multiple tattoos, numerous missing teeth, and IQs smaller than

their waist sizes. Auburn people can be recognized by their intelligent,

well-mannered appearance, cultivated diction and grammar, and profusion of

navy blue and burnt-orange apparel. Should you encounter one of these noble

Americans, greet them with a hearty 'War Eagle!' and you will find yourself

accepted into the best that Alabama society has to offer. SPUAT supporters

tend to be hairy, smelly, and unkempt, usually slouching around in well-worn

and dirty crimson-and-white attire of hideous taste. They may attempt to

communicate with you by shouting what sounds like 'Row Tahd!' (actually

'Roll Tide,' the battle cry of their athletic teams - paid hoodlums to a

man.) Avoid these in-bred lowlifes like the plague."

:wareagle:

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