Jokes write themselves:
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) May 2, 2024
1. @Columbia students violate all rules and vandalize the university
2. Police finally evacuates them
3. They send a letter 👇 demanding that the university cancels their exams and gives them passing grades, because they are "irrevocably shaken" 🤡 pic.twitter.com/ESEab1L9QU