The Rockets, negotiating with Carmelo Anthony:
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Melo: “Would I have to play defense?”
HOU: “No.”
Melo: “Would I have to pass?”
HOU: “No.”
Melo: “What happens if I launch a bunch of 3 point bricks in the playoffs?”
HOU: “You saw Game 7 right? It’s what we do.”
Melo: “Deal!”