Loves: Good scotch whiskey, fine cigars, everything about Auburn, college sports in general, a good hearty laugh, road trips, the fellowship of good friends, and vacationing in the Scottish Highlands.<br /><br />Hates: Dumbass late teen/early 20's punks that think they know it all, stoner idiots, redneck idiots, dirty hippies, commie liberals (not all liberals, just the commie kind), sh*tty drivers, liver, rap music, sh*tty 80's movies, Kevin Bacon, and Italians from Naples.<br /><br />My checklist of things to do before I die:<br /><br />Fly an airplane [ ]<br />Make a parachute jump [ ]<br />Ride an elephant through a jungle [X]<br />Pick a fight with a pack of wild monkeys [X]<br />Haggle with a Turkish spice merchant [X]<br />Raft the Colorado River [ ]<br />Go on a Grizzly Bear hunt [ ]<br />Climb to the top of a volcano [X]<br /><br />Checklist of things I didn't intend to experience:<br /><br />Get a seemingly uncurable case of the tropical sh*ts [X] (I got better)<br />Having a gun pulled on me by a cabbie [X]<br />Struck by lightning [X]<br />Ride an overcrowded Sri Lankian train [X]<br /><br />more to come later.....
SEC West Order of Finish
Auburn
LSU
Alabama
Mississippi St
Arkansas
Ole Miss
SEC East Order of Finish
Florida
Tennessee
South Carolina
Georgia
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
SEC Champs: Auburn
National Champs: Michigan
Auburn Touchdowns: 48