A Little Fun/Pun Therapy

[stealthyfan 94]

With apologies to The Pusher

Words and music by Hoyt Axton with adaptations

You know I've plagiarized a lot of stories

O' Lord, I've not checked a lot of sources

But I never touched nothin'

That my FOX editor could kill

You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round

With tombstones in their eyes

But the sports reporter don't care

Ah, if you live or if you die

Damn, The Sports Reporter

Damn, I say The Sports Reporter

I said damn, damn The Sports Reporter

You know the editor, the editor is a man

With the love grass in his hand

Oh but the Sports Reporter is a monster

Good God, he's not a natural man

The editor for a nickel

Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams

Ah, but the Sports Reporter ruin your body

Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

Damn, The Sports Reporter

Damn, damn the Sports Reporter

I said damn, damn The Sports Reporter

Well, now if I were the president of this land

You know, I'd declare total war on The Sports Reporter man

I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run

Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

Damn The Sports Reporter

Damn The Sports Reporter

I said damn, damn The Sports Reporter man