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[Cabal 3]

I need advice on how to get out of a wedding of a coworker who happens to be marrying my wife's friend from high school.  The wedding is literally in a barn, the reception is a glorified kegger, and they will be riding a john deer tractor down a dirt road when they leave.  They are both nice individuals and I convinced myself it would be an "interesting" life experience.  However,  the final nail in the coffin was when i saw the alter

[augolf1716 22,280]

I need advice on how to get out of a wedding of a coworker who happens to be marrying my wife's friend from high school.  The wedding is literally in a barn, the reception is a glorified kegger, and they will be riding a john deer tractor down a dirt road when they leave.  They are both nice individuals and I convinced myself it would be an "interesting" life experience.  However,  the final nail in the coffin was when i saw the alter

If the beer/liquor is free go for gods sake

[Barney 10]

I would.....just not go. That's not hard. 

[HardcoreAU79 0]

I'd go and comment,

  '' That this must  be trend, this was the third UGA barnwedding this year, but other three brides wore black. "

[around4ever 4,140]

Just go.  They are both friends of yours, no matter their college allegiences.  It's just a wedding, it's not like they will lock you in the barn until you commit to be a dawg.  Go, if nothing more than to enjoy the reception.   

[Rednilla 5,469]

Yeah, just go. If it makes you feel better, wear orange and blue. What is the attire going to be like? I mean, its in a barn and they're riding into the sunset on a tractor, surely it can't be too formal, and if you can get away with wearing an Auburn polo and ball cap, then why not?

[EagleFlight34 101]

I have an understanding with most people that I don't go to weddings, but I will come to the 25 year anniversary party. There are exceptions, however.

[SuperNova 0]

Go..... drink.....take pics and post them back here after you sober  up..... 

[bigbird 61,090]

Just go.  They are both friends of yours, no matter their college allegiences.  It's just a wedding, it's not like they will lock you in the barn until you commit to be a dawg.  Go, if nothing more than to enjoy the reception.   

^^^This^^^

but where your AU NC shirt underneath.

[augolf1716 22,280]

Get ready to here this all day and night

[AuburnEngineer 0]

[Cabal 3]

Well, went to the ceremony.  The theme was Georgia Bulldogs.  The bride and groom were both decked out in home and away jerseys.  The bales of hay were a nice touch imo.  I left before the kegger.....err reception , but From what iI heard, 2 got arrested and a fight broke out...and that was before they lit corn cobs, soaked in kerosene, on fire and threw them at each other.  Here I thought that my wife's  family was strange (redneck Alabama fans)

[AuburnEngineer 0]

Wow, I did not realize people were uncivilized still lol

[augolf1716 22,280]

Well, went to the ceremony.  The theme was Georgia Bulldogs.  The bride and groom were both decked out in home and away jerseys.  The bales of hay were a nice touch imo.  I left before the kegger.....err reception , but From what iI heard, 2 got arrested and a fight broke out...and that was before they lit corn cobs, soaked in kerosene, on fire and threw them at each other.  Here I thought that my wife's  family was strange (redneck Alabama fans)

My goodness that's new one for me. Never heard of doing that. I could see a hand catching on fire easily

[Autigers71 0]

Well, went to the ceremony.  The theme was Georgia Bulldogs.  The bride and groom were both decked out in home and away jerseys.  The bales of hay were a nice touch imo.  I left before the kegger.....err reception , but From what iI heard, 2 got arrested and a fight broke out...and that was before they lit corn cobs, soaked in kerosene, on fire and threw them at each other.   Here I thought that my wife's  family was strange (redneck Alabama fans)

I would be kicking myself for missing that. You should post pics of that if there were any.

[around4ever 4,140]

Well, went to the ceremony.  The theme was Georgia Bulldogs.  The bride and groom were both decked out in home and away jerseys.  The bales of hay were a nice touch imo.  I left before the kegger.....err reception , but From what iI heard, 2 got arrested and a fight broke out...and that was before they lit corn cobs, soaked in kerosene, on fire and threw them at each other.   Here I thought that my wife's  family was strange (redneck Alabama fans)

I would be kicking myself for missing that. You should post pics of that if there were any.

^^THIS^^  That's something you don't see every day. 

[Cabal 3]

I have actually witnessed individuals  engaged in that corncob activities before.  They soak their hand in kerosene before handling them......  Here I thought it was an Alabama/ Georgia thing.  After 15 years, I'm still learning new things about the South I never was taught up North, lol. 

[Warbird82 160]

I would watch the Wedding Crashers first...got some really good tips in that movie...then go to the wedding.