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Where In The World Is Bobby Petrino?


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Bobby's in hiding until a new head coaching job becomes open in a year or 2.

He better be kissing up to his wife and hopes she doesn't take him to the cleaners when she divorces his sorry butt.

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Hahahaha. Really wish Climax, GA had made the list.

http://thesportsdumpster.com/2012/06/21/where-in-the-world-is-bobby-petrino-2/

My sources tell me he is in Intercourse. Still trying to confirm if that is Intercourse Alabama or Intercourse PA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Alabama

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Or Semen, Alabama.

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Ding Dong, Texas  - Trying to trace his roots

Yum Yum, Tennessee - Evidently he liked it

Screamer, Alabama - Was she from here?

Loveladies, New Jersey - Well, duh!!

Hooker, Oklahoma - Since everybody had dumped him, see above.

Hooker Hole, Louisiana - Ooops. See two listings above

Romance, Arkansas - He is a romantic, Who else thinks to take their date sliding down a two lane road on their A.

Horneytown, North Carolina - Well, duh!! Part two

French Lick, Indiana - Aint going there.

Sweet Lips, Tennessee - She must've had'em

Fanny, West Virginia - Yep.

Busti, New York - Yep, Part two

Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania - He should've considered.

Big Beaver, Pennsylvania - Ooops.

Butts, Georgia - Yep. Part three

Buttzville, New Jersey - Yep. Part four

Dicktown, New Jersey - Oooops

Erect, North Carolina - Probably no more.

New Erection, Virginia - Probably no more. Part two

Dickshooter, Idaho - Oooops

Intercourse, Pennsylvania - Been there, done that, got the scars.

Loving, New Mexico - Was it loving?

Climax, Georgia - My guess, he's past this point.

Conception, Missouri - He's hoping not

Fidelity, Missouri - Don't think so. 

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I would like to add Booty, IL to that list. My uncle used to own a farm near there. It would be right Petrinos alley.

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Intercourse is one of my favorite places. I do wish I could go there more often though.

Did you take any photos last time you went?

Oh goodness.

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Personally....I think he's probably living in one of these lovely places: ;)

Hell, California

Hell, Michigan

Hell Creek, Montana

Hell, Arizona

Hell for Certain, Kentucky

Hell's Kitchen,NYC,NY

Disappointment, Kentucky (What's with that state?)

Shitterton, Dorset, England :o

Cockburn,Western Australia :-X

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