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The shower police are here


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Scene: A hotel somewhere in America. A knock on the door.

Officer: Mr. Guest, we have a report that you just took a 10 minute shower.

Guest: Uh, yes, I had a pretty rough day, you know, just relaxing.

Officer: You're aware that this is no longer allowed under EPA regulations? A trout in Colorado is probably dying right now due to you depriving it of water.

Guest: Well, yeah, but...I have nothing against trout, you know. If they're prepared properly.

Officer: That's disgusting. You're going to need to need to drop the loofah and come with us sir.


Edited by Richard78
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