A rare and must have Item

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Before the mods destroy or move this post, the Doc wants to share his secret device that enables any Auburn fan to become an intuitive fan with the gift of predicting what is going to happen down the road.

Yes my friends, you can now have the same prowess as the Doc and amaze all of the bammers in your life. (hopefully not too many of them in your family)

This device is called a "Docometer" Only the size of 9-volt battery, this device can easily fit in a small pocket. To activate the Docometer, you have set it outside on good sunny day for 4 hours. When the device has fully charged, it start saying bammer turds loud enough to be heard indoors. Just make sure to get back safely in your home of your pocket. Bammers hate this device, and will destroy it if left unattended.

Once the device is fully powered, give it a try. Turn up the microphone to a volume of 4, and then you will be in business!

For a limited time offer, Doc will cut prices for 2 weeks and you can have this amazing device for $9.99. Shipping and handling is only $4.99.

When you have finished imputing all football games for the week, just sit back and watch the predictions roll in. Call 1-007-0000 and ask for Doc.