The Value of Math

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Now here is a smart man...Why Math is Taught in School

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a

female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to

avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he

hung his arm out his

window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I

ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner

whenever a female does anything to me in traffic,

and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is

bumper-to-bumper. Most of the

bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.That

works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not

bumper-to-bumper, I figure I

pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000

cars that I pass everyday.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.¨

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love

life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institutes of Health,

22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or

homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.¨

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of

all females carry weapons, and this number is 1

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at

least one female that has:

a lousy love life

thinks men are her biggest problem

has seriously considered suicide or homicide

has PMS

and is armed.

Flip one off? I think not

[stoic-one 1,589]

That's a good one Tig

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I try sto...

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You aren't that 1 woman are you??

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ummm let me check............

a lousy love life -- negative

thinks men are her biggest problem -- most of the time

has seriously considered suicide or homicide -- check

has PMS -- this week yup check

and is armed. -- yup have a fire arm.....

now you decide

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OMG, run for the hills!!!!

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