Elmo Blonde Joke.

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There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo'

toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

A new blond female employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo

factory, and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Managers

door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins

to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow,

and

the whole line is backing up putting the entire production line behind

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so

the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line

is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor

and they're really beginning to pileup. At the end of the line stands the

new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of

plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in

amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles

and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Ma nager bursts into laughter

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and

approaches the woman. "I'm sorry." he says to her, barely able to keep a

straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you

yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

[woods1110 0]

That was great!

[WarTim 3,529]

[WarEagle_57 0]

Just.....wow

[DKW 86 7,935]

Just.....wow

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Sorry Tre, :blush:

[AUloggerhead 2,558]

Another blonde joke:

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They have great seats, 50-yd line & right behind the home team's bench. After the game, he asks her how she liked it. "Oh, it was awesome seeing all those guys running around in tight pants with their cute butts & bulging muscles. But, the thing I couldn't figure out was why they were darn near killing themselves over such little money."

The guy stares back at her blankly for a few moments then shakes his head as if to remove some cobwebs and asks, "what the hell are you taking about?"

"Well, didn't you see them flip for that coin at the start? And then, all during the game those guys on the sideline kept screaming, 'GET THE QUARTER BACK! GET THE QUARTER BACK!' and I'm like, HellOOO! It's ONLY twenty-five cents!?"

[TigerFreak 6]

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo'

toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

A new blond female employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo

factory, and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Managers

door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins

to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow,

and

the whole line is backing up putting the entire production line behind

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so

the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line

is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor

and they're really beginning to pileup. At the end of the line stands the

new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of

plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in

amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles

and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Ma nager bursts into laughter

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and

approaches the woman. "I'm sorry." he says to her, barely able to keep a

straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you

yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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