You know it's going to be a bad day when...

[Tigermike 3,866]

You know it's going to be a bad day when............

1. Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angel's.

2. You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

3. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

4. Your twin forgets your birthday.

5. Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

6. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

8. You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

9. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

11. You need one bathroom scale for each foot.

12. You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight, and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.

13. Your son and daughter tell you they are scheduled to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

[WarTim 3,534]

You know it's gonna' be a bad day when your Secretary greets you first thing in the morning with "Mr. Jones with the IRS is here to see you."