Study says cheese doesn't cause bad dreams

[Tiger in Spain 0]

In other news, 98% of the cheese study volunteers subsequently volunteered for a study of constipation remedies.....AND.....there is still no cure for cancer.

Nightmare is over as study says cheese doesn't cause bad dreams

Scotsman

Mon 12 Sep 2005

Excerpt:

ANGUS HOWARTH

CHEESE does not give you nightmares at all, according to a new investigation into the truth of the old wife's tale.

But researchers also found that the type of cheese you eat can affect the type of dreams you have.

The study, perhaps unsurprisingly carried out by the British Cheese Board, involved 200 volunteers in a week-long cheese-eating experiment.

After eating a 20g piece of cheese 30 minutes before going to sleep, 72 per cent of the volunteers slept very well every night, 67 per cent remembered their dreams and none reported nightmares.

The British Cheese Board said that their study endorsed scientific fact.

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[Guest Tigrinum Major]

In a related story, other studies uncovered the following revelations:

Eating oysters does not make a person taller.

Dog owners are not more likely to be serial killers.

Playing basketball does not cause male pattern baldness.

And finally, being a Bama fan is not a cure for the common cold.

[Streyeder 0]

Thank God! I was worried after that 5lb wheel I ate for dinner...