Jump to content

Joke of the day


Recommended Posts

> Knoxville, TN (AP) -

>

> A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a

> Knoxville courtroom drama yesterday when he

> challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy

> had a history of being beaten by his

> parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping

> with child custody law and regulations

> requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The

> boy surprised the court when he proclaimed

> that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to

> live with her.

>

> When the Judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the

> boy cried out that they also beat him. After

> considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that

> domestic violence was apparently a way of

> life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the

> boy to propose who should have custody

> of him.

>

> After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child

> welfare officials, the judge granted temporary

> custody to the Tennessee football team, the Volunteers, whom the boy

> firmly believes are not capable of beating

> anyone.

Link to comment
Share on other sites





Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...