Ads

[Tigermike 3,007]

Supposedly these are actual newspaper ads:

a.. FREE Yorkshire Terrier: 8 yrs. old.

Hateful little bitch. Bites.

b.. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel - 1/2

Sneaky Neighbor's Dog.

c..

FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd - Part Stupid Dog.

d.. FREE GERMAN

SHEPHERD: 85lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

e.. FOUND: Dirty White Dog. Looks

like a Rat....been out awhile. Better be a Reward for this NASTY little thing.

f.. COWS, CALVES:

Never Bred....Also, 1 Gay Bull For Sale.

g.. NORDIC TRACK: $300 - Hardly

used, call Chubby.

h.. GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.

i..

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!: Must sell Washer & Dryer $300.

j.. WEDDING DRESS FOR

SALE: Worn ONCE by mistake. Call Stephanie - $300.

And the BEST one,,,,,,,,,,,FOR SALE /BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia

Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1000 or Best Offer. No

longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.