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Two miracles happen in your life. One, you rescue a genie who got trapped in a Dickel bottle that a Bryant fan has been bowing to three times a day since 1974. The grateful genie gives you $500 million and the power of animal magnetism. You can now point your finger at any woman on the planet and she's willingly yours. Second, your wife (or girlfriend) recognizes the awesome power with which you've been endowed and graciously grants you 10 free passes. You are allowed to have any ten women you want at which point you have to return home. You point past ten and all bets are off with her. So you make your list....

1, 2, 3.....

Who's on your list?

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Wow, only 10? :P

1) Angelina Jolie

2) Eva Longoria

3) Jessica Alba

4) Jennifer Anniston

5) Giselle Bundchen

6) Vida Guerra

7) Halle Berry

8) Brooke Burke

9) Demi Moore

10) Salma Hayek

So many to choose from, my initial list was like 20+. :roflol:

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These are all based on their "hottest" stage of life or movie.

1) Raquel Welch

2) Grace Kelly

3) Heather Graham

4) Kate Hudson

5) Maureen O'Hara

6) Cameron Diaz

7) Jaclyn Smith

8) Lynda Carter

9) Jennifer Garner

10) Heather Locklear

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1. Diane Lane (Do I really need to elaborate?)

2. Angie Harmon (I wait to see if the L&O rerun has her in it. If she's in the cast, I watch)

3. Melissa Theuriau (French newscaster babe: http://www.melissa-theuriau.fr/)

4. Diana Krall (Gorgeous, a husky voice, and a jazz pianist. And if she's married to Elvis Costello, she's not just interested in a pretty face)

5. Lauren Graham (Not a total babe, but would be a lot of fun to hang with)

6. Audrey Hepburn (One that needs no justification)

7. Scarlett Johanssen (Babe in training. Let's see how she manages fame)

8. Jill Goodacre (former VS model now married to Harry Connick, Jr.)

9. Jennifer Anniston (Almost required)

10. Jaquenline Bissett (In her late 70s prime)

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1. Jessica Beil

2. Jennifer Lopez

3. Jenna Jameson

4. Demi Moore

5. Jessica Simpson

6. Anna Kournakova

7. Jennifer Anniston

8. Teri Clark

9. Jenny McCarthy

10. Carrie Underwood

:rolleyes:

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No particular order:

1. Cindy Crawford

2. Julia Roberts

3. Elisabeth Hasselbeck

4. Raven Riley

5. Kate Beckinsale

6. Charlize Theron

7. Christina Aguilera

8. Elisha Cuthbert

9. Faith Hill

10. Reserved for somebody local not because they're amazingly hot, but because it would be mean.

And then, of course, I'd have to start pointing again and it would be a bad thing. I'd be like King Midas on crack, touching everything I saw. Eva Mendes, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansen, the checkout girl at Target, that chick I was sitting next to at a red light in Hoover, the waitress at Outback, twenty-four girls I saw on the sidewalk when I drove through campus in Tuscaloosa, Jenny McCarthy, Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Heather Brooke, Cody Milo, Drew Barrymore... the pointing would never end.

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These are in order:

Kate Beckinsdale

Elisha Cuthbert

Kelly Carlson

Adriana Lima

Vanessa Marcil

Eva Mendes

Stacy Keibler

Rachel McAdams

Roselyn Sanchez

Natalie Portman (before she got super skinny)

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1. Scarlett Johanssen

2. Eva Longoria

3. Eva Mendes

4. Jessica Simpson

5. Mariah Carey

6. Penelope Cruz

7. Sara Evans

8. Sophia Bush

9. Aishwarya Rai

10. Kate Beckinsale

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1. Jessica Beil

2. Jennifer Lopez

3. Jenna Jameson

4. Demi Moore

5. Jessica Simpson

6. Anna Kournakova

7. Jennifer Anniston

8. Teri Clark

9. Jenny McCarthy

10. Carrie Underwood

:rolleyes:

ssgaufan, I'm not sure you need a genie for your #3, just enough money. Well, nevermind, I'm guessing for most of these that holds true. Everyone has a price.

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Two miracles happen in your life. One, you rescue a genie who got trapped in a Dickel bottle that a Bryant fan has been bowing to three times a day since 1974. The grateful genie gives you $500 million and the power of animal magnetism. You can now point your finger at any woman on the planet and she's willingly yours. Second, your wife (or girlfriend) recognizes the awesome power with which you've been endowed and graciously grants you 10 free passes. You are allowed to have any ten women you want at which point you have to return home. You point past ten and all bets are off with her. So you make your list....

1, 2, 3.....

Who's on your list?

1. Jane Monheit

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1. Suzanna Hoff

2. Reon Kadena

3. Belinda Carlisle

4. Princess Di

5. Cybill Shepherd

6. Laura Pepron

7. Nancy Wilson

8. Catherine Bach

9. Pam Dawber

10. Justine Batemon

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1. Suzanna Hoff

2. Reon Kadena

3. Belinda Carlisle

4. Princess Di

5. Cybill Shepherd

6. Laura Pepron

7. Nancy Wilson

8. Catherine Bach

9. Pam Dawber

10. Justine Batemon

It's 2007, not 1987. Or did I wake up in a time warp?

That's an unusual list. With the exception of Laura Prepon and perhaps Reon Kadena (who I've never heard of) all of those are 80s ladies. At least one is dead. So are you wanting this genie to give you time travel capabilities, too? Or are you going to take Catherine Bach as is today?

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I figured any genie that could give me $500 million and the power of animal magnetism could also bring back a smoking hot princess from her sod nap and present my choices in their hottest state.

BTW, I would still hit Catherine Bach like a blackjack dealer showing 14. Just to say I did Daisy Duke. It'd be worth it.

Hardly any of the airheads of today appeal to me. They look good on the outside, but you can hear the wind blowing between their ears. Not attractive at all to a guy that likes some brains in a gal.

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Guest Tigrinum Major

Because we all know Daisy was a Mensa candidate, the way she used to outwit Cletus and Roscoe all the time.

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See, TM understands! :big: Nothin' happened in Hazzard county that Daisy wasn't aware of. Don't let her short shorts deceive you. Brain power to the 10th power in that one.

Whether she was serving drinks at the Boars Breath, fighting local corruption, or running Uncle Jesse's farm; that gal was all over it.

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Yes it was, but that woman had a spell on me.

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Yes it was, but that woman had a spell on me.

"She turned him into a horny toad. We gotta find a wizard to turn him back."

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Your wives/gfs are much more understanding than mine...whenever we have this discussion, it is always a top five, not a top ten.

Anyway, here would be my all time top ten (assuming you are getting each person at the height of their hotness, not in their present state which includes "old" or "dead" for a few of my choices. Also, this list is just famous people, if I were really doing a list like this, I might have to include some folks that I know:

Gwyneth Paltrow: pure class

Angelina Jolie: freaky

Nicole Kidman: redheads rule

Kate Beckinsale: barely beat out Liz Hurley for my brit on the list.

Jessica Alba: the young hotness

Charlize Theron: statue-esque

Laetitia Casta: The best VS model ever

Ali McGraw: ever seen "The Getaway"?

Ava Gardner: original wild child

Lauren Bacall: You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow.

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Laetitia Casta.

:hail::hail::hail:

Thats some old school Victoria's Secret right there :thumbsup:

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No particular order, no particular era:

Diane Lane

Beyonce Knowles

Vanessa Marcil

Rachel McAdams

Raquel Welch

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Staci Keibler

Audrey Hepburn

Roselyn Sanchez

Lacey Chabert

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