Laugh today and learn something too.

[DKW 86 8,094]

Now you can't say that youi didn't have a chance to laugh today and learn

something too.

For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything:

Here's A Refresher Course .

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used

as a substitute for

Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.

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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,

what does this tell you!) ??????????

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first " Marlboro Man. "

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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush

be kept at least six (6) feet away from

a toilet to avoid airborne particles

resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all

the letters from the word "criminal."

The second?

William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)

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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their rear end.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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[DaddyBoyAU 138]

Not sure about the rest of the stuff, but I know the one about the duck's quack is not true. Duck's quacks do in fact echo, click here for the snopes article.

[BustemBigBlue 245]

The one about the most valuable brand names isn't right either. At least not anymore. The top 10 brands are now:

1)Coca-Cola

2)Microsoft

3)IBM

4)GE

5)Intel

6)Nokia

7)Disney

8)McDonalds

9)Toyota

10)Marlboro