Living to 94

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A 50 year old woman recently picked a new (YOUNGER) primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said she was doing "fairly

well" for her age.

A little concerned about that comment, she couldn't resist asking him,

"Do you think I'll live to be 94?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," she replied. "I'm not doing any drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

She said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,

or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," she said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," she said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at her and said, "Then, why do you give a $hit?"

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A 50 year old woman recently picked a new (YOUNGER) primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said she was doing "fairly

well" for her age.

A little concerned about that comment, she couldn't resist asking him,

"Do you think I'll live to be 94?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," she replied. "I'm not doing any drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

She said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,

or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," she said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," she said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at her and said, "Then, why do you give a wincrimson?"

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