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Worst rock video of all time


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Okay, there are some great rock videos. But there are some awful ones, too. Here are a couple of nominees. They can be views in their entirety on VH1Classic.

Van Halen: Pretty Woman

Dave as Napoleon in a limo? Midgets torturing a captive female? Eddie as a cowboy? Too much.

KISS: Tears are Falling

Like VH's Pretty Woman, this is a good song. But the video? It epitomizes 80s cheese with the fringed neon spandex, the super keen transitions and Bruce grooving in the rain.

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That butterfly song...I can't remember the name of the group.

Crazy Town - Butterfly. Jesus it was wretched.

Take on me Aha

I hate the cartoon video. Great Song

Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer

This video was a top video on mtv for years it always sucked. Good song though.

Man. Awfully strong crack you smoke. I think the A-ha video is a pretty amazing bit of work.

Celine Dion - You Shook Me All Night Long (AC/DC)

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Oh, I'm sorry. You're disqualified.

This is not a video, it's a concert clip. Concert clips aren't videos. Thanks for playing, there are no parting gifts.

Since this is my thread and my rules, all concert clips posted as videos in this thread will henceforth be deleted.

Celine Dion - You Shook Me All Night Long (AC/DC)

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Oh, I'm sorry. You're disqualified.

This is not a video, it's a concert clip. Concert clips aren't videos. Thanks for playing, there are no parting gifts.

Since this is my thread and my rules, all concert clips posted as videos in this thread will henceforth be deleted.

Why do you hate the Titanic theme song?

You people criticizing the a-ha video need to stop sniffing glue. You don't have to like the song to see it as an amazing video. Most who follow videos consider it one of the top 5 of all time in terms of creativity and originality.

Same goes for Sledgehammer. I don't know what the hell is wrong with BZ770.

My least favorites:

Just A Gigolo - David Lee Roth

True - Spandau Ballet (this song defines gay)

Like A Prayer - Madonna (controversy just for the sake of controversy rather than being artistic)

Anyone remember Billy Squier? Had several hits out in the early 80's including Stroke. Music was pretty good for the times but he put out one video that I can't for the life of me remember the song it went with. He was dancing around in the bedroom getting all melodramatic. I remember at the time it was quite possibly the gayest video in the history of mankind.

Later, Squier pointed specifically to that video as the beginning of the end for his career. He said his fanbase turned on him for putting out something that awful.

Found it. Rock Me Tonight is on Youtube. Someone drag that nasty thing over here (I don't know how) and I encourage everyone to watch. You will know exactly what NOT to do if you ever decide to make a music video.

This probably doesn't come under any reasonable definition of "rock" video (it does have guitars in it), but it is hard to find a worse video than this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hksil-KkebQ

Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"

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