Tigermike 3,673 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by WombatThursday, March 27, 2008 SYDNEY  A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian". Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported. The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know." Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. (That could be a huge understatement.) http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBoyAU 130 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 And that evil wombat is just laughing about it! I hear he only got probation. (I've been waiting a long time for an opportunity to use that picture...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietfan 233 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 ...sounds like the booze made him a little "batty". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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