Dude, wrong game...

[WinCrimson 61]

Please tell your fans to go to their own spring game. Also, leave the jorts in Gainesville.

Thank you,

Wincrimson

[AuburnChopper1 0]

Please tell your fans to go to their own spring game. Also, leave the jorts in Gainesville.

Thank you,

Wincrimson

Dear Wincrimson,

We have your letter of request. Just following the other team in West Vance. Nothing wrong with that. As far as this gentleman's attire, he'll be happy to leave the "jorts" at home as soon as the other 70,000 rednecks surrounding him stop wearing wifebeaters, checkered hats, jeans with holes, their own jorts and over-alls.

Thank you for your passionate and considerate request. However, at this particular time, as the dominate program in this state, your request is respectfully denied.

Please continue to support your program!

Sincerely,

Auburn Fan Representative

Auburn, AL

P.S. Expectations are always nice. Good luck with that.

[AUloggerhead 2,509]

Couldn't help but notice those non-existent, houndstooth ball caps that no respectable bammie fan wears just happened to randomly made it into this picture (upper right side.)

[WinCrimson 61]

Dear Auburn Fan Representative,

After processing your claim and considering the merits of your argument, I find them to be non-germane to the issue at hand. The same is applicable to Mr. Loggerhead's statement. In fact, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Tell your friend his genuine Mexistache is also not welcomed.

Have a War Eagle day.

[AuburnChopper1 0]

Dear Auburn Fan Representative,

After processing your claim and considering the merits of your argument, I find them to be non-germane to the issue at hand. The same is applicable to Mr. Loggerhead's statement. In fact, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Tell your friend his genuine Mexistache is also not welcomed.

Have a War Eagle day.

Mr. Wincrimson,

We can appreciate and understand your need to quote fine American Comedic Film, however, we would like to point out a few items apparently unseen by your Crimson colleagues.

1. "Maverick" called and said Goose wants his sunglasses back from the lady 3 seats down.

2. The She-male sitting directly in front of him wearing a hat much to small. This can restrict free thinking and cause animal type behavior. Very dangerous.

3. The gentleman standing up looking to the sky, not paying any attention to the game, something even the Auburn fan in question was able to do.

4. The person wearing the houndstooth cap a few rows back. These are extinct, and or, never existed.

5. Clear violation of the wifebeater before June rule by gentleman several rows forward.

Please notice the normal behavior that our Auburn fan shows in dangerous surroundings. He sits knowing our domination, and that nothing can be said to him. He sits tall and proud.

Take some notes.

Again, we appreciate your attention to this matter, but our suggestion is one of going in peace, and understanding that these things occur, and in certain surroundings could be much worse.

Regards,

AU Fan Representative

Auburn, AL

[kwagoner 214]

It's time to expect more

Even the companies advertising believe in "the process".

[WinCrimson 61]

Dear Auburn Fan Representative,

After processing your claim and considering the merits of your argument, I find them to be non-germane to the issue at hand. The same is applicable to Mr. Loggerhead's statement. In fact, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Tell your friend his genuine Mexistache is also not welcomed.

Have a War Eagle day.

Mr. Wincrimson,

We can appreciate and understand your need to quote fine American Comedic Film, however, we would like to point out a few items apparently unseen by your Crimson colleagues.

1. "Maverick" called and said Goose wants his sunglasses back from the lady 3 seats down.

2. The She-male sitting directly in front of him wearing a hat much to small. This can restrict free thinking and cause animal type behavior. Very dangerous.

3. The gentleman standing up looking to the sky, not paying any attention to the game, something even the Auburn fan in question was able to do.

4. The person wearing the houndstooth cap a few rows back. These are extinct, and or, never existed.

5. Clear violation of the wifebeater before June rule by gentleman several rows forward.

Please notice the normal behavior that our Auburn fan shows in dangerous surroundings. He sits knowing our domination, and that nothing can be said to him. He sits tall and proud.

Take some notes.

Again, we appreciate your attention to this matter, but our suggestion is one of going in peace, and understanding that these things occur, and in certain surroundings could be much worse.

Regards,

AU Fan Representative

Auburn, AL

This state. My, oh my...

[The Prowler 1]

I just noticed that the Auburn fan is the ONLY skinny guy in the picture....LOL.

Also, what the **** are the two people doing, directly in front of the Auburn fan? Is that kid sitting in the girl/boy's lap?

[SouthLink02 8]

[AUloggerhead 2,509]

... Also, what the **** are the two people doing, directly in front of the Auburn fan? Is that kid sitting in the girl/boy's lap?

They're sharing a seat because they couldn't both afford the price of admission.

[TitanTiger 21,147]

Big ups to AC1 and WC on that exchange. This might be Classics Forum material.

[SouthLink02 8]

Dear Auburn,

Get your own shorts

Signed,

Florida Gator Fans

[tgr4lfe 220]

he's actually Kodi Burns just disguised as JPW to scout, but b/c he is wearing AU apparel no one notices that he looks like JPW.

[AUTiger1 0]

Big ups to AC1 and WC on that exchange. This might be Classics Forum material.

I agree. It was a pretty crappy day at and work and I got a good chuckle out of that exchange.

[AuburnChopper1 0]

[lukeduke 8]

He's actually a representative of Auburn Bank, after the game he met with Mal Moore on behalf of CTT to collect rent on Jordan Hare West.

[WinCrimson 61]

I get it now. He IS a banker!

The jorts, oversized team t-shirt, Starter cap, crustache, and leg scrapes are his cover.

"It's time to expect more..."

[Tigermike 3,673]

"It's time to expect more..."

I really think you should expect more, after all you guys are paying Nick $4 million per year and were lucky to end up with a 7 & 6 record last year. $571,428 per win. Would that qualify for priceless?

[AUesquire 1]

"Crustache"

[SouthLink02 8]

Saban better produce MORE quickly or else his seat will be slightly warm next year

At least, I think so

[AUslug 1]

Saban better produce MORE quickly or else his seat will be slightly warm next year

At least, I think so

I agree, and Samuel L. coming out of the water makes me laugh and creeped out at the same time.

[jumbo 0]

I just noticed that the Auburn fan is the ONLY skinny guy in the picture....LOL.

Also, what the **** are the two people doing, directly in front of the Auburn fan? Is that kid sitting in the girl/boy's lap?

I like the slinky in your sig

[WinCrimson 61]

Saban better produce MORE quickly or else his seat will be slightly warm next year

At least, I think so

Nah. I'm gonna have to disagree on that one.

Most of us sensible fans know there is a reason we haven't had a single first round draft pick since 2000. Alabama hasn't been a threat to many teams outside of Nashville since the mid-1990s. There's been a lack of talent here for a while now and one single recruiting class isn't going to change that. We're a class away from competing for league championships. In 2009, expect us to beat an LSU, an Auburn, a Georgia. I'm not saying that we'll win the national title, conference title, or run the table against the "big five" but I do think I'll go in to a big game or two with a legit belief that we'll win it. To be totally honest with you, I haven't had that feeling since '02.

I never want to lose five ballgames, but I certainly won't be shocked if we do. Saban's making his mark on the program but the benefits just don't come overnight. We were/are far worse off than when Richt took over at Georgia, Miles at LSU, Meyer at Florida, or and even Tuberville at Auburn. We've still got a ton of holes and will be counting on several guys that haven't even walked across the stage in high school. There will be several freshman playing over seniors and that's never a situation you want to be in, no matter how talented they are.

A number of different factors has pushed us into second tier status and it's not solely Shula's fault. Things are getting better by the day, but we've still got a long row to hoe.

[AUJarhead 70]

We were/are far worse off than when Richt took over at Georgia, Miles at LSU, Meyer at Florida, or and even Tuberville at Auburn.

Disagree with you there. Saban took over a team that went bowling the year before, not a 3-8 team.

[AUesquire 1]

Whoa there sister. I hate to break out the "No, we were far worse than you" argument, but very few coaches in this league inherited a mess like Tuberville. This team was 3-8 the year before, their coach had walked out in mid-season and the talent level was at the absolute lowest level I've ever seen....and I've seen a lot.

CTT said openly how stunned he was at the total lack of SEC caliber talent on his first squad. One more year of Bowden and we may as well have withdrawn from the SEC and joined the Sunbelt.