autigeremt 7,549 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi claimed this weekend that birth control funding must be part of the stimulus package, because, after all, babies are a burden to our economy. She’s right. Babies are a burden. But not just to the economy  try everything. They can’t read, they can’t walk, they can’t hold down jobs and, like Larry King, they soil themselves when they giggle. In short: These smelly beasts offer nothing that can get our economy back on its feet. Of course this reasoning would be treated with a little more respect if it hadn’t come from a bona fide baby shooter  meaning, Pelosi  whose tiny bird-like frame has bumped out more offspring than your average sightless vole. At last count she’s got five children and six grandchildren  giving her a “child footprint†of 4,998. (Note, a “child footprint†is just like a “carbon footprint,†except it’s measured in green poop.) In short, Pelosi is full of more crud than your typical diaper. Her telling us that we’re better off if we don’t have kids, is like Ikea saying we would be better off without crappy bookshelves. Nancy, lead by example. And more important, say what you mean. I mean, you once said that motherhood was the single greatest moment of your life. You should have added: If you’re rich enough to enjoy it. And if you disagree with it, then you sir are worse than Hitler. Greg Gutfeld hosts “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld†weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
au2004ece 30 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 How can anybody like Pelosi? She has the most caustic personality and look of anybody I can think of. Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-576990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autigeremt 7,549 Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 BOTOX.....it's tight on ya honey. Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-576994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 4,266 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-577057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin5 20 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I can assure you, and you can take that for whatever its worth, that birth control funding (or for that matter ANY planned parenthood funding) will not be a part of the final package. Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-577061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 4,266 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I can assure you, and you can take that for whatever its worth, that birth control funding (or for that matter ANY planned parenthood funding) will not be a part of the final package. That's great to hear, but what about funds for ACORN? Or funds that can or will be funneled to ACORN? Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-577066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURaptor 1,137 Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Mike, you really must post a warning when you toss up SanFranNan's mug like that in a thread. Horrific ! Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-577072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 4,266 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Mike, you really must post a warning when you toss up SanFranNan's mug like that in a thread. Horrific ! While she isn't at the top of the list, she did make the top nine Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-577109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autiger4life 3 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Pelosi is everything I hate about politics Link to comment https://www.aufamily.com/topic/55804-hey-pelosi/#findComment-577281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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