For anyone that's lonely...

[Duder 259]

Your prayers have been answered

Now all you ladies never have to sleep alone!

[Tigermike 4,251]

No bad breath in the morning.

[AU alum 2]

No snoring.

[quietfan 233]

A couple of the "customer testimonials" were really creepy:

"This was a gift for my 16-year-old daughter...had the monogram of her favorite movie star put on.." Really? You encourage your 16-year-old to enjoy the feel of a guy's arm around her in bed??

"I sleep with 5 of them, it makes me feel like I'm in bed with the whole family..." Are you from Appalachia!? If that's your family tradition, then it might be anatomically correct for your gene pool.

...and it says it's "dry clean only"--who wants to take that into your dry cleaner?

...ugh

[autigeremt 7,545]

UAT version coming soon. Expects to sale 100,000 units.

[Tigermike 4,251]

UAT version coming soon. Expects to sale 100,000 units.

I smell a FARK.

[OldNewby 27]

[BZ770 2]

I swore I have seen them on a movie or TV SNL, I think at some point in my life. Still pretty funny.