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Hey Goofhead he wasn't still under Tubby's eye or care. He wasn't selling crack at the athletic complex a la Jimmy Johns under boy wonder.

Nor did he pull a gun and rob two other students a block from the athletic dorm and then get kcked off the team. But if you bammers want to start listing former players who got in trouble after they left school, let the fun begin. I won't strart that list and I doubt any bammer will either.

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Is anyone really surprised? Didn't he get into a good bit of trouble while at Auburn? Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

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Is anyone really surprised? Didn't he get into a good bit of trouble while at Auburn? Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

I believe it was a different guy who wanted to be a rapper.

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Is anyone really surprised? Didn't he get into a good bit of trouble while at Auburn? Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

I believe it was a different guy who wanted to be a rapper.

That would be Mr. Loachapoka himself, Montavis Pitts. That fella was fast. Ran a 4.29 in the 40.

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And there it is. Nothing to do with Alabama, but a Alabama jumps in and takes his shot at Tuberville.

So those that said it doesn't happen, I told you it would.

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Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

Deep down, we all have the desire to be a rapper, don't we?

Oh I'd like to be a rapper, but you gotta have a catchy name, and the only names I can come up with are "Kid baldy" or "Mr. Muffintop" (indicating that my gut is spilling over the top of my jeans like the top of a muffin). And given that most rappers rap about their life, I'm not so sure my songs would be that interesting....

"So I leave for the office at 6 in the morn'....and I sit in traffic, just tootin' my horn."

OK, so it looks like I'm gonna need to keep my day job rather than pursue the rapper dream...

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Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

Deep down, we all have the desire to be a rapper, don't we?

Oh I'd like to be a rapper, but you gotta have a catchy name, and the only names I can come up with are "Kid baldy" or "Mr. Muffintop" (indicating that my gut is spilling over the top of my jeans like the top of a muffin). And given that most rappers rap about their life, I'm not so sure my songs would be that interesting....

"So I leave for the office at 6 in the morn'....and I sit in traffic, just tootin' my horn."

OK, so it looks like I'm gonna need to keep my day job rather than pursue the rapper dream...

You could always make up your street cred ala Vanilla Ice.... ;)

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Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

Deep down, we all have the desire to be a rapper, don't we?

Oh I'd like to be a rapper, but you gotta have a catchy name, and the only names I can come up with are "Kid baldy" or "Mr. Muffintop" (indicating that my gut is spilling over the top of my jeans like the top of a muffin). And given that most rappers rap about their life, I'm not so sure my songs would be that interesting....

"So I leave for the office at 6 in the morn'....and I sit in traffic, just tootin' my horn."

OK, so it looks like I'm gonna need to keep my day job rather than pursue the rapper dream...

You could always make up your street cred ala Vanilla Ice.... ;)

Unfortunately, either my friends or my mother would out me within a day or two. "Wait, wait, wait...Kid Puffy (or whatever it is he's calling himself) said what? He got shot? The only thing he's ever gotten shot by was a water pistol. Shot?! Please." It would be a short lived 15 minutes of fame, but what a great 15 minutes it would be.

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Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

Deep down, we all have the desire to be a rapper, don't we?

Oh I'd like to be a rapper, but you gotta have a catchy name, and the only names I can come up with are "Kid baldy" or "Mr. Muffintop" (indicating that my gut is spilling over the top of my jeans like the top of a muffin). And given that most rappers rap about their life, I'm not so sure my songs would be that interesting....

"So I leave for the office at 6 in the morn'....and I sit in traffic, just tootin' my horn."

OK, so it looks like I'm gonna need to keep my day job rather than pursue the rapper dream...

You could always make up your street cred ala Vanilla Ice.... ;)

How about: "B#@^h better have my latte!"

If you use that in your rap just throw a couple bucks my way.

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Wasn't he going to be a rapper or something?

Deep down, we all have the desire to be a rapper, don't we?

Oh I'd like to be a rapper, but you gotta have a catchy name, and the only names I can come up with are "Kid baldy" or "Mr. Muffintop" (indicating that my gut is spilling over the top of my jeans like the top of a muffin). And given that most rappers rap about their life, I'm not so sure my songs would be that interesting....

"So I leave for the office at 6 in the morn'....and I sit in traffic, just tootin' my horn."

OK, so it looks like I'm gonna need to keep my day job rather than pursue the rapper dream...

You could always make up your street cred ala Vanilla Ice.... ;)

How about: "B#@^h better have my latte!"

If you use that in your rap just throw a couple bucks my way.

Wow. Here I was trying to add more lyrics to my rap and I couldn't think of a word that rhymed with "Karate", but I didn't even think about "latte". I'm smelling a grammy! Don't worry AuDaREAL...I'll hook you up in my acceptance speech.

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