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bammer rumor mill cracks me up sometimes........


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At work today two bammers were spouting off about the "tahd." Just before I tuned out completely one said to the other "You heard about Auburn's QB right......the thug that stole the laptop?" The other said...."No what about him?"

He then replied....."well, he did the same thing Chris Todd did. Torn rotator cuff. He's prolly out for the season, but they just aren't saying anything yet." HAHAAHAH

unbelievable....First it was that he didn't actually make it to school in January. Then, last week it was that he got arrested, but it was covered up. Now he has a torn rotator cuff. Never ceases to amaze me.  :laugh:

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they always make me laugh!  i love AUBURN not for championships but because of what it is and stands for and the people that love AUBURN to.  WDE!  :wedance:

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they always make me laugh!  i love AUBURN not for championships but because of what it is and stands for and the people that love AUBURN to.  WDE!   :wedance:

It can be summed up by saying that bama fans love alabama football, and AU fans love Auburn.

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Did you hear Mark Ingram, Julio Jones, Trent Richardson, Mark Barron, and Dont'a Hightower got paid off by Bama? Bama just hasnt done anything about it yet.......haha

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I've heard a lot them claiming that Newton was just another Kodi Burns talent wise as a QB.  I love to break the news to them that denial is not a river in Egypt  ;D .  I like Kodi Burns but I hate to admit that his stint as a QB just didn't work out but I really hope he has a break out season as an all purpose player.

WDE!

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Torn rotator cuff huh? :laugh: :laugh: Well if our practices are that brutal in shorts, better watch out when we put on the pads!! :wareagle:

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I've heard a lot them claiming that Newton was just another Kodi Burns talent wise as a QB.  I love to break the news to them that denial is not a river in Egypt   ;D .  I like Kodi Burns but I hate to admit that his stint as a QB just didn't work out but I really hope he has a break out season as an all purpose player.

WDE!

Yeah. It just seems to me that the bammers I know are getting more and more nervous about Cam as we get more and more excited. Hence the constant rumors. I don't think Cam will be some saving grace or anything, but between him, Trotter, Caudle, and Moseley I am confident that we have a more than capable manager of our offense. Cam's athletic ability is a bonus that opens a new dimension to our O.

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Torn rotator cuff huh? :laugh: :laugh: Well if our practices are that brutal in shorts, better watch out when we put on the pads!! :wareagle:

Yeah I know right. I wanted to tell the guy that I heard Fannin broke his femur, but Auburn was keeping that hush hush as well.

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I've heard a lot them claiming that Newton was just another Kodi Burns talent wise as a QB.  I love to break the news to them that denial is not a river in Egypt   ;D .  I like Kodi Burns but I hate to admit that his stint as a QB just didn't work out but I really hope he has a break out season as an all purpose player.

WDE!

Yeah. It just seems to me that the bammers I know are getting more and more nervous about Cam as we get more and more excited. Hence the constant rumors. I don't think Cam will be some saving grace or anything, but between him, Trotter, Caudle, and Moseley I am confident that we have a more than capable manager of our offense. Cam's athletic ability is a bonus that opens a new dimension to our O.

Agreed as I worry very little  if Newton does get hurt, though I hope he doesn't, because I know his backups are just as capable an quite possibly better in some ways.

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Well the turds you work with will just have to learn the hard way. Just keep smiling at them. That in itself will drive them crazy.

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As of lately, the Bammers I work with seem to be more terrified of Ladarious Phillips playing offense at 291 lbs... they freaked when I told them he would have a role at RB.

"Hes to fat"

"I dont care what the coaches say, nobody that big can do a back flip and land flat footed"

"Luper and Malzahn are idiots... they are desperately trying to add a force to yalls depleted backfield"

" he might be able to block, but hes to big to carry the football"

Trust me guys, I have heard it all.

whats left to do but smile?

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I heard Mark Ingram robbed a bank when he was 17

I heard Julio Jones cheated on his ACT's

I heard Marcel Dareus attended an agents party last month

I heard Greg McElroy is overrated.

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I heard Mark Ingram robbed a bank when he was 17

I heard Julio Jones cheated on his ACT's

I heard Marcel Dareus attended an agents party last month

I heard Greg McElroy is overrated.

Until McElroy loses... I guess hes not overrated... everything else lol... I would agree with.
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I heard Mark Ingram robbed a bank when he was 17

I heard Julio Jones cheated on his ACT's

I heard Marcel Dareus attended an agents party last month

I heard Greg McElroy is overrated.

Until McElroy loses... I guess hes not overrated... everything else lol... I would agree with.

McElroy is a poor quarterback. The undefeated record of his, is because of all the other talent around him. He had a stout defense on the other side of the ball.

Not to mention the good run game.

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I heard Mark Ingram robbed a bank when he was 17

I heard Julio Jones cheated on his ACT's

I heard Marcel Dareus attended an agents party last month

I heard Greg McElroy is overrated.

Until McElroy loses... I guess hes not overrated... everything else lol... I would agree with.

McElroy is a poor quarterback. The undefeated record of his, is because of all the other talent around him. He had a stout defense on the other side of the ball.

Not to mention the good run game.

he knows his role and does it well

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they always make me laugh!  i love AUBURN not for championships but because of what it is and stands for and the people that love AUBURN to.  WDE!   :wedance:

It can be summed up by saying that bama fans love alabama football, and AU fans love Auburn.

I completely agree^^^
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I heard Mark Ingram robbed a bank when he was 17

I heard Julio Jones cheated on his ACT's

I heard Marcel Dareus attended an agents party last month

I heard Greg McElroy is overrated.

Until McElroy loses... I guess hes not overrated... everything else lol... I would agree with.

McElroy is a poor quarterback. The undefeated record of his, is because of all the other talent around him. He had a stout defense on the other side of the ball.

Not to mention the good run game.

McElroy is a great game manager. He's perfect for Bama's offense and that team. He doesnt make many mistakes, and he's a good leader. That said, he has no NFL future and if Bama gets behind in the 4th quarter and he has to throw every play, Bama is gonna lose more times than they're gonna win

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is CN going to be the be-all to end-all at QB this season? Probably not. But he not only has the physical tools to do the job, but he also has some experience knowing what SEC football is all ab out. Granted, it's not a ton of experience, but he knows full well what to expect.

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mcelroy was on the pf radio show at media days and i thought he showed a lot of class. he is a very smart kid. bama fans dont understand how good of a man their qb is. smarts and class is not a strong point for bama fans. kid is from texas, so he just did not understand he was joining the rednecks.

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